Now I know that this ArsenalFanTV thing attracts only the most idiotic, but the cretin in the clip

[Berni]

Tony posted further down is surely a new low? He seems to be entirely childish,irrational, unreasoning and wholly without any sense of perspective. There is surely no excuse for any human to get into that state about a football match?

You look at someone like that and think 'If you get like this about football, what are you like when something actually bad happens in your life?' How do people like that survive in the real world? It's genuinely f**king weird.

I'm starting to think that the whole Fan TV thing is horribly exploitative of the terminally thick, capturing their inane dribblings for the amusement of others.

[Brentwood]

Headphones on, branded water bottle, the lot

[Berni]

[Pioneer]

Which is pretty impressive given that another one of them thinks he's a pirate.

[Brentwood]

[Berni]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[the splendor of antigone]

Shocking :hehe:

That Claude fella needs a right smack 'round the chops, the f**king hysterical [patriarchal, misogynist stereotype which perpetuates female subordination to men in the symbolic text].

[Pioneer]

ARE YOU MORE COMMITTED THAN ME

I was a bit worried when he was shouting "Who are people like me? Who are people like me?" at Claude that he was going to accuse Claude of being a racialist.

[Berni]

In case it gives someone an idea, like.

[Rich]

brilliant. My friends and I sit around the laptop having a good laugh at these creatures. Brilliant!

[Berni]

to afford a season ticket. But what profession can accommodate that much incoherent rage?

[Pioneer]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

lives. I seem to remember that I imagined them to be forklift drivers - that was perhaps the only manual work I coule envisage.

So I expect he drives a forklift and reads the Daily Mirror.

[Pioneer]

That must be close to 2k on tickets alone, every season. Then you've got travel and boozing costs on top of that. Who the f**k is paying them a decent enough salary to afford that? I mean, just LOOK AT THEM. How would they even get past an interview, let alone cope with the day-to-day business of showing up to work and doing a borderline competent job.

[The Tony]

Sensible and straight to the point is our Blondie...legend.

[the splendor of antigone]

menial and soul-destroying bureaucratic ****, and this is his only way of acting out his frustration and impotence.

[Berni]

tooling around factories and warehouses this morning whilst gently fuming away. :hehe:

[Red N White Army]

[Red N White Army]

[Berni]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

What a loony.

[Berni]

on the basis that the vast majority people are reasonably rational (if not sane, exactly) and possess some sense of perspective about things. When I see something like that, it actually shakes me to think that man is just walking around without anyone keeping an eye on him.

[Berni]

the **** kicked out of him at school for that. He is the least Claude-like man I've ever seen.

[Pioneer]

Claude is the perpetually exasperated one. Seemingly always on the brink of mental exhaustion. Buries his head in his hands and says "There's nothing there, THERE'S NOTHING THERE" after every game where we drop points.

I do wish all this information wasn't taking up valuable space in my brain.

[Berni]

Arsenal's season. Or that he's just a mad old thicko.

[gco40203]

[71 Guns - channeling the spirit of Mr Hat]

http://medias.unifrance.org/medias/19/211/54035/format_page/claude-chabrol.jpg

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Robbie and Claude. It's not very foortball factory, is it?

[Norn Iron]

Andy Tate?

https://twitter.com/AndyTate_Vines :hehe:

[Pioneer]

Search "Andy Tate" on YouTube. Sit back. Despair at the state of the world.

[Pioneer]

EIE

[Berni]

[Pioneer]

Don't care.

You are a FEWL.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Berni]

Do they have partners, do you think? People who have to live with them? Wouldn't you just put about 56 paracetamol in their dinner?

[Pioneer]

I saw him in the Arkles before Liverpool away last season. The pub was rammed and he couldn't really get in the door. He kept shouting at me and the guys around me, demanding to get through. We kind of tried to make room but it wasn't happening. He then started shouting DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHO I AM???

f**king unhinged, these people.

[Pioneer]

It's full of gems like this:

https://twitter.com/goonerclaude/status/525946854228652032

[Berni]

Frankly, I wouldn't even give them actual oxygen.

[Pioneer]

[Paul Vaessen's moment of glory]

mostly want to see solo psycho circus acts unleashed, so they can gawp in amusement, disgust, or curiosity....Either way, most people must lead very uneventful lives. This is no different than watching some idiot degrade themselves on X-Factor...only then it's apparently "funny and entertaining". Sin Loi!

[Berni]

I mean, as admissions of his mental illnesses go, it doesn't even begin to cover it, but it's a start I guess.

https://twitter.com/goonerclaude

[Pioneer]

https://twitter.com/goonerclaude/status/525956094729150464

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Angry bloke is just very pissed off and has been caught at the apex of his anger, the immediate moments after the match has ended. He is annoyed and has very clearly voiced that annoyance.

The lad however has woke up on the sunday morning (or perhaps laid them all out on the saturday evening to save time) and from his wardrobe has carefully selected his Arsenal branded gear from head to toe.

He has actually bought Arsenal branded headphones, presumably for the crest as opposed to the quality of the product, and an Arsenal water bottle. Yet he appears on screen to be older than 10-11.

[Berni]

I like this one.

https://twitter.com/goonerclaude/status/523865899707940864

[Berni]

:hehe: I would argue that, while the Arsenal branded chap is obviously a deviant, he's largely harmless (his sexual proclivities aside, which I don't like to think about). However, the weirdly angry freak actually frightens me a bit. I feel he should probably be restrained for the public good.

['Neg]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Funny all the same.

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

We all get angry.

Only a certain person would choose to dress themselves head to toe from the Arsenal catalogue. The water bottle ffs!!

[One Wilf Copping]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2rKokgHCW34

[Berni]

The bloody man's virtually frothing at the mouth.

To be honest, I consider anyone who regularly goes to away games to be pretty suspect anyway, so we're really talking about different gradations of weirdo here.

[Brentwood]

[Berni]

companionship. I've never really thought of them as having wives and families.

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Go as far as to suggest it could get nasty as big microphone man would be slowing down my route to beer.

I suspect both these chaps travel to games with the club as I heard a reference to coach travel. This again I see as a concern. Surely there can be few worse ways to travel to a match.

Perhaps the club merchandise is a pre-requisite.

Cup final, or semi-final, there was a group of 4-5 lads in Dublin Airport all attired head to toe in club tracksuits with the same (club) overnight bags etc. Adults now. Identically attired, so planned.

I kept my counsel.

[Brentwood]

spent so much, I just think that they are using football as an excuse to go outb all day drinking with their mates. Their wives wouldn't stand for it if they said I'm going to sit in the pub up the high st all day with my mates, every single weekend.

[Brentwood]

http://www.101greatgoals.com/blog/two-spurs-fans-spotted-wit h-awful-hurri-kane-shirts-before-stoke-defeat-picture/ (http://www.101greatgoals.com/blog/two-spurs-fans-spotted-with-awful-hurri-kane-shirts-before-stoke-defeat-picture/)

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Have they *******s.

[Berni]

please in any other field would expect respect for it. But football fans do. Weirdos.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

They are there because they are hoping, quite selfishly, to enjoy the team's success.

It's like me demanding admiration for going out to a restaurant for dinner.

[Alexism - Atheoist]

[gco40203]