Old School Poll for a Friday afternoon.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Are you:

a) A practising Christian, trying to live according to God's Commandments and the edicts of Mother Church?

or

b) Going to spend eternity in the firey pits of hell?

Which is it awimb? If b), it's not too late to repent and return to the fold. I found Jesus, and I have a map to help you find him too.

PM me for details.

[Berni]

I refuse to believe in any being superior to me ;-)

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I shall add that to the list when I send Him my report this week.

[Red N White Army]

[71 Guns - channeling the spirit of Mr Hat]

[Peter]

Preferably one that offers air miles.

[Luis Anaconda]

Do you think he can manage beer?

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Berni]

[Classic Jorge]

Or at least believe in a to even make b possible.

The thing that's constantly confusing me is just how many people - people who I believed were sane, rational and level headed - actually believe in god and other similar far fetched stories.

I like the cultural aspects of religion but the faith business is unfathomable to me, not to mention terrifying.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Do you want to hang out at Church, r&wa? There will be chicks. And some drugs.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Luis Anaconda]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

You'll have eternity to try to rationalise the issue with him. If you can take your mind off being raped by demons with barbed wire cocks.

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Those 10+ years of weekly, on occasion daily, mass attendance must have worked up a whole pile of points on my loyalty card.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

We're like a legion of angelic Stasi operatives.

[Berni]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

The hoors and the chang are out the back :thumbup:

[redgunamo]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I will get to you, honestly. Now go in peace with a song of prayer in your hearts. Amen.

[71 Guns - channeling the spirit of Mr Hat]

Ner ner ne ner ner.

[Berni]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

And God bless you also.

[Rich]

[Berni]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

First it might be useful to have him exorcised, of course.

[Classic Jorge]

Yer winged baby ******* ponces yeh!

[71 Guns - channeling the spirit of Mr Hat]

imo.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Praise be!

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Fields of the Seruphim.

[Berni]

Nietzsche said that, r.

[Hillary]

http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0074/0074_01.asp

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Chickpea curry working super fast today.

[Berni]

[Berni]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

[Luis Anaconda]

probably enjoy a good kickabout in the break times

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

I was thinking of a less sporting use for the fields, perhaps arable farming.

[Luis Anaconda]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

This place I trust implicitly as quite simply I am the only white man in the place.

They don't spice down for Paddy which unfortunately a lot of places do.

[Berni]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Berni]

Do you eat this anywhere near your coworkers?

[Pat Vegas]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

I try to have as little to do with my co-workers as is possible to be honest.

A brief but polite element of smalltalk first thing, normally sports related, then it is headphones on and f**k them until they need me.

Then of course we have the once a year celebration of the previous year when we get leathered and I tell a few of them that I don't and indeed have never liked them.

Normal office stuff.

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Mash, chipped, baked, mash, crisped, mash.

That's before you get all fancy with it like the frogs do.

[Berni]

I have been at events in Ireland where they have offered me four - count 'em - types of potato on the same plate at the same time. No-one seemed to think this unusual. Chips, boiled, mashed and roasted. Extraordinary.

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

[Hillary]

[Snin]

[Bergkamp's Brain]