It's sad to see the nonce obssessed media has had an effect on all sorts of things.

[Pat Vegas]

I have been looking to find a professional tutor for my musical interests to iron out a few points etc.

All the adverts pretty much say. HELLO I CAN TEACH KIDS, I AM NOT A NONCE I HAVE PAPERS TO PROVE IT.

Sad times.

[Classic Jorge]

#researchpurposes

http://wac.450f.edgecastcdn.net/80450F/ultimateclassicrock.com/files/2011/11/Pete-Townshend.jpg

[Pat Vegas]

Gary Glitter had no chance. (though made it worse later)

Savile (never been found guilty)
The connection here is they both like shiny outfits.

[Berni]

[Pat Vegas]

Rich walking around with his hand up my arse might not really help this but I'll give it ago.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

The whaddyacall him, cathedral-bloke, said 'Welcome to the cathedral, cameras are welcome. Please do not photograph the children.'

This caused me to wonder. Do I look like a nonce? Is a photograph of a clothed child any good to a nonce? What harm would it be doing the child if I were a nonce and did take photographs for my gratification?

[Snin]

is still talked about in glowing terms by the bbc ? did they learn nothing ? hes a proven kiddy fiddler but everyone in the industry still loves him..cnuts

[Pat Vegas]

buy some at the end of your visit.

I remember in the Vactican there was a sign near the toilets. ' Do not stand in this area' I found it very strange.

The sort of area where you might hear something going on in the toilets.

[Classic Jorge]

http://vostoklake.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/vince.jpg

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

You ponces with your 'I'm so trendy ya John Peel's grrrrreat man, he's a cool as me, he wouldn't consider listening to a song with a, like, meoldy or anything.'

:****er:

[Snin]

giving you the nonce look! PC gone mad imo

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Berni]

To be honest, most of the music industry should be worried about Yewtree. There is a rumour that Bill Wyman basically called the police and said 'OK, when should I come in?' and they said 'No. You're alright, Bill'. :shrug:

[Snin]

:-)

[Berni]

to appoint a welfare officer whose job it is to make sure nobody takes pictures of him. It's mental. When did it become the assumption that we're all after young bum?

[Snin]

i assume its complaints that get ball rolling.. moral of story ..if you going to f**k kids then make them come ?

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

art student **** sensibilities and his stupid f**king beard, so noncery is a convenient stick for me with which to beat his corpse and sully his memory.

[Berni]

By all accounts, Savile was not a very giving lover.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Newspaper covering your lap. :thumbup:

[Pat Vegas]

We used to play football or rugby or whatever **** before lunchtime back in uniform and carry on with the day.

Also we had to get changed on the coach on the way to the park. Can't see they'd get away with that these days.

[Berni]

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/tvandradio/bbc/9603959/Jo hn-Peel-got-15-year-old-pregnant-after-meeting-at-Black-Sabb ath-concert-claims-woman.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/tvandradio/bbc/9603959/John-Peel-got-15-year-old-pregnant-after-meeting-at-Black-Sabbath-concert-claims-woman.html)

[Pat Vegas]

to fix their hair.

[Berni]

[Berni]

took your shower, but it never did any great harm.

[Pat Vegas]

once I have made the band etc.

[Snin]

massive nikon lenses on the toes :-)

http://resources1.news.com.au/images/2008/10/07/va1237516944783/Evidence-at-the-Coomera-Police-Station.-A-pair-of-sh-6287163.jpg

[Pat Vegas]

[Berni]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

What is wrong with you man.

**I was at mass last week

[Berni]

two-goal lead for 80 minutes, but I do enjoy a cathedral.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

*Except Jorge, he's a Godless heathen. And I suspect his bread is Mother's Pride white sliced.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I will pray for your immortal soul.

[Classic Jorge]

This is one thing that I do find maddening about the north, they appear to be incapable of doing a decent crusty bread.

God forbid if you ask for a crusty roll. You might as well ask for a sunny june day.

[Berni]

[Berni]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Classic Jorge]

Roll, on the other hand, just leaves them nonplussed.

[Berni]

[Classic Jorge]

See also, gluten free stuff.

I like my bread light, white and fluffy. This brown stuff is just basically getting bread wrong.

[Berni]

I like it with crab pate.

I've given up on the really hardcore rye bread. It just isn't bread. :-(

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Or your little buttered triangles with your smoked salmon?

No brown or rye bread :yikes:

[Pat Vegas]

Salt and pepper loaf. Fantastic.

[Classic Jorge]

Ask for a sandwich and they will give you a f**king bread cake. I didn't ask for a f**king roll!

[Berni]

I found the whole thing confusing. Too many words for the same f**king thing.

[Classic Jorge]

Also, no brown bread if I can help it. I usually can't help it though :-(

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

as opposed to the mumbo jumbo that goes on within the walls.

Sir C worries me.

[Berni]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

f**king second-hand car salesman from the Medway towns masquerading himself as law abiding gentry.


I'm having none of it.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Count yourself lucky you're out in the provinces.