Just seen the ****...fingery thread

[Ashberto]

This will drive Rich further into the arms of the Floyd Reich.

[71 Guns - channeling the spirit of Mr Hat]

[Billy Goat Sverige]

[Classic Jorge]

I'm getting towards that time of life where doctors are going to start wanting to root around in there, aren't I?

[Billy Goat Sverige]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Does the elbow count?

[Berni]

[Berni]

moment when your entire world suddenly revolves around your anus. At that point, you'd let the entire Marching Band of the Coldstream Guards fist you if it would make the hurtiness stop.

[Ashberto]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Good lord.

[Berni]

[Snin]

[Berni]

call Sir C for advice. Fortunately, there was an ice machine in the corridor.

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

I am unsure of the range of medical complaints where the act would be required.

If a chick had ever done it to me I would have chinned her.

[Pat Vegas]

Can't say it was enjoyable. Or vaguely sexual. Just confusing.

[Berni]

[Classic Jorge]

[Pat Vegas]

[Classic Jorge]

I had a red setter like that once, it was kinder to have him put to sleep in the end