Someone I barely know just unironically put their hand up for me to high-five it. Excruciating.

[Berni]

I am still cringing in shame thinking about it.

[Herbette Chapman - aged 15]

[Rich]

Oh how I wish I'd witnessed that.

[Berni]

Only when I realised he was in earnest did I weakly reciprocate. I feel thoroughly ashamed of having done so, though.

[Berni]

[Snin]

while saying PSYCHE! imo thats what I do

[Classic Jorge]

I recently went to fist bump someone and they shook my fist like it were a traditional hand shake.

I kind of feel his pain.

[Snin]

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=high%20five%2 0psych (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=high%20five%20psych)

http://images.rapgenius.com/846f7642b1d16d10884d955bbb01d634.300x300x1.jpg

[Berni]

Damn my politeness. :-(

[Classic Jorge]

http://www.whoateallthepies.tv/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/suarez-mascot-troll.gif

Apart from which team to support, I guess

[Snin]

jeezus :****er: :-)

[Berni]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Eh?

[Classic Jorge]

Then he just wrapped it around mine anyway, the gross *******.

Kids party, we've just cleaned up a load of sick, long story.

[Classic Jorge]

[Berni]

And you fist bump your batting partner after one or other of you has played a good shot.

[Berni]

[Luis Anaconda]

to that ridiculous chest slamming thing that obnoxious pair of American tennis arses do after every point

[Berni]

belly-slam you.