I hope Hector plays at right back on Sunday so we can have Chambers in the middle.

[Rich]

This is preferable to playing Monreal there. In fact, he's so bad at CB that I'd rather just play with a back three and have an extra man in midfield.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I have.

[Classic Jorge]

Also, Monreal is vastly more experienced at CB than Callum

[Berni]

It's the look on your face that's the worst bit. A sort of vacant, beatific grin.

[Classic Jorge]

['Neg]

[Berni]

And do we think he occasionally likes to slip a second finger in?

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

If it's a nice one he gives himself a Dirty Sanchez.*


*Probably.

[Snin]

bit like the worst fair ground pick up prize game imo.. he asked if I wanted to watch the screen..i decided to face the other way

[Berni]

[Classic Jorge]

[Berni]

I just wish he'd tell us more about it. It would stop all this bantering off.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Berni]

[Berni]

as reasons to have a stained finger go, is preferable imo

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

next thing you feel the warm spatter of Rich's bindu on the backs of your thighs?

Eww.

[redgunamo]

[Rich]

it, don't you?

The former is a term typically used to describe an act from which one or both parties involved gain sexual gratification whilst the latter is a term used to describe a professional act with purely medical interests.

[Berni]

Did you think it was lube?

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Berni]

Seriously, though, what was it like the first time you had to do it? Were you nervous? Genuinely interested.

[Rich]

[Pokster]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

and I shall tell my story to the world!

[Snin]

some angle poise lamps or hard to reach screwdriver..quite chilly it was ..he asked is I wanted to face the live video screen feed he looks at..

[Berni]

She didn't appreciate my ribald witticisms about it one little bit, I can tell you.

[Rich]

you'll pardon the pun.

The patient has to provide consent, knowing that I was a trainee Doctor and the nurse was talking me through a prostate gland should feel.

[Berni]

prostate gland should feel quite arousing. But then I am a colossal pervert, to be fair.

Have you had any unfortunate prostate exam experiences? I mean, they're all pretty unfortunate, I'm guessing, but do any stand out?

[Rich]

One gentleman instinctively span around and raised his fist at me. Another was so tense that it was practically impossible.

Thankfully, nobody has appeared to enjoy it.

And no, the nurse was absolutely horrific and in her mid fifties, at a guess.

[Berni]

[barrybueno]

[Berni]

Just call them 'Patient X' and you're golden imo.

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

[Classic Jorge]

http://www.awimb.com/fudforum/index.php?t=tree&goto=3956 969&rid=293&S=2028f0842b3700e9064bddae67b711e9 (http://www.awimb.com/fudforum/index.php?t=tree&goto=3956969&rid=293&S=2028f0842b3700e9064bddae67b711e9)

[redgunamo]

Proper midfielders, those. Knew their place.