Bloke next to me at work won't stop talking at me as he's decided I am his best mate.

[Pat Vegas]

I can see him just looking for things to say.

'The temperature of the new coffee machine is much better'
'do you watch dinner date?'

And then he does this thing where she starts making conversation but sort of halfway through.

'YEAH SO I GOT A GOOD DEAL IN THE END'
I'm sorry what?

'Yeah with this one.

:fash:

[Berni]

[Pat Vegas]

I wouldn't mind but he's told me about this coffee machine 10 times this week.

[Berni]

paper everywhere. They're a bugger to clean up.

I heard of someone who used those bits of paper as confetti at their wedding rather than buy the proper stuff.

[Pat Vegas]

The stapler is not quite heavy enough.

[Berni]

[eastgermanautos]

[Brentwood]

so that he couldn't talk to me. Every so often though, his head would pop over the wall

[Classic Jorge]

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