Good Morning Awimb. I hope you all have a pleasant Friday.

[Pat Vegas]

[71 Guns - channeling the spirit of Mr Hat]

[the splendor of antigone]

:music: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-XJ0xRkcskU :music:

[Berni]

then proceeded to climb in with his mum and cough solidly for the next three hours until I got up.

So it's fair to say I'm a trifle testy.

[Classic Jorge]

Obviously, I wait for the child to get into another bed, I'm not some sort of top of the pops presenter.

[Red N White Army]

[Berni]

We should get a Jimmy Savile smiley.

[Luis Anaconda]

Shall we ask him how he likes his porridge?

[Classic Jorge]

I think something awful might have happened to me when I got accidentally stuck behind his hearse in his funeral parade.

#jinglejangle

[Classic Jorge]

Don't make me have to go piss in the corners of my house again, LA. I got hell for that the last time, blaming the cats was a sub optimal stratagem in retrospect.

[Luis Anaconda]

[Berni]

For instance, I don't imagine this chap wears that jumper much any more.

http://www4.pictures.zimbio.com/gi/Dave+Eager+Funeral+Sir+Jimmy+Savile+qygJ5BkOLa5l.j pg

[Classic Jorge]

[Berni]

[Pat Vegas]

profession where the job actually was something worth doing.

This job not really required. They go mental if you lose the company 20 quid. But say nothing when you save them a million.;

Bunch of cowards. I am doing my cheerful but blanking any of their jokes or comments technique today.

This is my real job. Not my pretendy awimb job with Sir C.

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Selfish wee *******s. Had similar a few nights ago on the basis of an alleged 'bad dream'.

When I quizzed further next morning on alleged 'bad dream' could she remember it? Could she *******s.

[Classic Jorge]

https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-_zUYeocKh-I/Ulx7Pi8S6bI/AAAAAAABSmA/fkyycjEM0tA/s426/jimmy-savile-jogging.gif

[Classic Jorge]

Did you hear Steve Coogan on Rich Herring's podcast? :hehe:

[Berni]

[Classic Jorge]

[Supermac1976]

[Pat Vegas]

[Berni]

http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/02051/tracksuits_2051992i.jpg

[Berni]

[Classic Jorge]

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/12/28/article-2253929-16AA26BE000005DC-376_634x468.jpg

in the interests of balance

http://reesesrants.files.wordpress.com/2012/10/blair-and-savile2.jpg

[Classic Jorge]

[Monty91]

There's quite strong arguments to suggest this is the case.

['Neg]

[eastgermanautos]

[Berni]

[Supermac1976]

In basic terms, he didn't do it & everyone else is wrong.

I'll find the blogs in a bit, one's bat**** mental but there is one.. :rubchin: :sherlock: :hehe:

[Berni]

predatory sex offender is simply ludicrous.

[Monty91]

This parenting lark is a piece of piss.

[Monty91]

Girlfriend in the shower, youporn on the mobile :cloud9:

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Kindly keep these references to your jiggytime to a minimum, and most certainly never whip them out before midday.

Thank you.

[Monty91]

business?

[Berni]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

but now he's accepted as guilty because, 'It's obvious.'

Thin end of the wossname.

[Monty91]

Or the nature of their claims?

Or the vigorous nature of the various enquiries?

[Luis Anaconda]

[Berni]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Never, in 8+ years.

Selfish *******s v2.

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

[Berni]

...apart from when it is. :cloud9:

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I don't wish to hear about you doing it.

[Classic Jorge]

The randiness, the healthy eating, the running.

I'm still mourning the old one's passing.

[Monty91]

Do you know how many pets run away or are diagnosed with stress related symptoms after bonfire night each year?

You are scum.

[Brentwood]

[Classic Jorge]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Johnny was up half the night crying/coughing.
Oh, really?

:cloud9:

[Luis Anaconda]

[Monty91]

Five minutes should be long enough for any red-blooded man.

[Berni]

thing.



Quote:



“A high-ranking lady police officer came in one night and showed me the picture of an attractive girl who had run away from a remand home. 'Ah,’ says I, all serious, 'if she comes in I’ll bring her back tomorrow but I’ll keep her all night first as my reward.’ The law lady, new to the area, was nonplussed. Back at the station she asked 'Is he serious?’

“It is God’s truth that the absconder came in [to the club] that night. Taking her into the office, I said, 'Run now if you want but you can’t run for the rest of your life.’ She listened to the alternative and agreed that I hand her over if she could stay at the dance, come home with me, and that I would promise to see her when they let her out.

“At 11.30 the next morning she was willingly presented to an astounded lady of the law. The officeress was dissuaded from bringing charges against me by her colleagues, for it was well known that, were I to go, I would probably take half the station with me.”

[Classic Jorge]

[Berni]

You regularly express your desire to have yours cleared out with a high-pressure hose, ffs!

[Brentwood]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I'm just saying, it makes me nervous to condemn a chap so enthusiastically without some sort of trial-type thing.

[Berni]

[Classic Jorge]

[Berni]

What else do you think the 'law lady' wanted to bring charges against him for?

The man was clearly a nonce. :judge:

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

His evidence? 'It's obvious. Everyone knows'.

I agree with Berni. But it makes me nervous.

[Luis Anaconda]

I think that might be the worserest case of Godwin's law ever

[Classic Jorge]

I've no problem with calling him a murderous nazi

(for anyone doubting the bringing up of hitler here, this threat has about fifty replies so it's about 900% overdue)

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Berni]

to suffer by my judgement, I don't really see what difference it makes. If I were advocating stringing up a living person based on my surmises, that would be different. But I'm not. I'm saying that, based on the enormous weight of evidence I have seen and heard, the man was a serial f**ker of children.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Classic Jorge]

[Classic Jorge]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

flambeau.

[Luis Anaconda]

[redgunamo]

Isn't that the sort of thing one is supposed to say nowadays

:homer: