Six players in the England squad

[Luis Anaconda]

Arsenal players that is - there are least 8 players there in total and Stewart Downing

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I don't think I can name an England rugby player. Has Brian Moore retired? I expect he has.

Can I still say fly-half, or is he a stand off now?

[Monty91]

Arsenal, I mean.

[Rich]

can't play for England because he plays rugby in France.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

'Delon'. Yeah, right :hehe:

[71 Guns - channeling the spirit of Mr Hat]

[Ashberto]

[Dr Headgear - Wannabe viking]

And say hooker as often as possible.

[Dr Headgear - Wannabe viking]

[Luis Anaconda]

seeing as he is European player of the year and is a type of player that we don't have, whereas Delon is a disciplinary nightmare and isn't better than Brown or Foden to name but two

[Ashberto]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

What the f**k is a Steffon?

[71 Guns - channeling the spirit of Mr Hat]

[Classic Jorge]

[Classic Jorge]

[Luis Anaconda]

you'll sound good even if you don't know which one plays for what side.

Or you scream things like f**k off Eastmond you c**t, sod off back to South Barritt you useless f**ker, they are not even trying, Lancaster out


ie pretend you are a football fan

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I'm not a homophobe, you see. #sophisticatedlondontype

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Luis Anaconda]

Guy :-(

Bet he was nervous yesterday though :cooper:

[Luis Anaconda]

[Classic Jorge]

I would worry about a lot of the getting out of ones arse/junk that goes on amongst rugby types. I used to frequent many of London's gay clubs and I rarely saw as much trouser areas of blokes as I did when accidentally going in pubs packed with closeted rugby fans.

Be aware, is all I'm saying, one of them is very likely to lower his nuts into your pint or try and pick a beermat up with his arse cheeks.

They are simply just those sorts.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

What is this morbid fear you have of the human body? Did your mum tell you that the sexual organs are dirty, or shameful, or something?

You need to get some help with this.

[Classic Jorge]

No pubes in my chocolate milk thank you very much

[Monty91]

The temptation to ask for two adult *****es at the ticket desk was almost overwhelming.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Are you saying that when I come to your house for dinner I can't get my arse out?

[Classic Jorge]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Classic Jorge]

Is there a great deal to see at a museum of psychoanalysis?

[Luis Anaconda]

[Monty91]

So it's a museum of him rather than his profession, as such.

I learnt that his daughter, Anna, was a massive lezza. What were the chances of him siring one of them, eh?

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

And a little one.

http://i.ytimg.com/vi/NT2kg8eZGmc/maxresdefault.jpg

[Berni]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Soimetimes I do particularly vigorous imagining.

[Snin]