The new John Lewis christmas ad is out? Hurrah! I'm off to watch it.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I bet it makes me cry. It always makes me cry.

[Snin]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Swindled.

[Berni]

:music: 'Holidays are comin'! Holidays are comin'!'

John Lewis et al can all kiss my arse.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

This year, eyes slightly endampified, nothing more.

[Snin]

phhwwoooaar

[Snin]

just before I f**k the tv out of the window

[Berni]

I think his parents will be getting him a nice jacket with very long sleeves for Christmas. The little loony.

[Berni]

[Berni]

[Classic Jorge]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Classic Jorge]

I like Monty the Penguin though :hehe:

[Monty91]

And the price of everything is rounded down so the people who shop there don't have to do any hard counting.

You can make good savings on household staples like bog roll, though.

[Monty91]

And the pricing of everything is rounded down so people don't have to do any hard counting.

You can make decent savings on household essentials like bog roll, though.

[Berni]

[7evens]

Camera pans across the living room at his New Media 'partner' smiling at a tree laden with gifts...

Mother in law takes out small onion ?

[Rich]

when he wakes up puts a lump in my throat.

That's pathetic, isn't it? :-(

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

[TRENT COLTON]

[Classic Jorge]

[Snin]