How many sick days do you average per annum?

[Herr Floyd - PEGIDA]

I usually take circa 20 days in one calender year to top up my holiday allowance which is reasonable I think. This year I have taken 37 days annual sick leave. That was one of the reasons I was sacked.

[Classic Jorge]

please

[IUFG]

taking from your colleagues innit

[Snin]

:hehe:

[Berni]

[Herr Floyd - PEGIDA]

I am only concerned at maximizing my holiday breaks.

[Herr Floyd - PEGIDA]

Indecent exposure in the workplace. That was one written warning then dismissed the 2nd time I did it. I had 3 verbal warnings over continual lateness and sickness. I was never actually sick though so Snin can f**k off imvho

[Herr Floyd - PEGIDA]

[Ashberto]

[Classic Jorge]

[Herr Floyd - PEGIDA]

Take a few days either side of Christmas. Nobody cares at that time of year because they are jolly.

[IUFG]

hopefully.

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

May have 1 week after next mind you.

[Herr Floyd - PEGIDA]

Just my party trick in the Salon I worked in.

[Herr Floyd - PEGIDA]

[IUFG]

and it is the Company who has to jump through hoops to seek remedy.

Every unnecessary day you take off is a cost to the business that could have passed on to all employees in the form of pay.

theft imo. . .

[Classic Jorge]

[Ashberto]

basically the same thing?

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Theft?

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Bank robbers.

[Classic Jorge]

[IUFG]

[Snin]

[Ashberto]

Sometimes one forgets.

[Herr Floyd - PEGIDA]

You WUM

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Lad in our office, a Scotch. Every hour, without fail, 5-10 minutes.

Then you have me, non-smoker. Maybe a light pish in the morning and late afternoon.

Are we saying the Scotch is a thieving ******* as he is taking probably the equivalent of a working day over a week?

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

The person that steals is the person that initially uploads the music.

[Snin]

tonight imo ..and I'm really sorry but its cold and I dont finish work till 6.30 tonight so will watch it at home, but i'll be thinking of rooting you.. I mean rooting for us thinking of you

[Herr Floyd - PEGIDA]

[Rich]

[Snin]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

His bitches, if you will.

[Snin]

and of course a Nazi as hes a saffa..a scared a cat facist at that who ran to england to avoid the brothers

[Herr Floyd - PEGIDA]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Gibber for a bit.

[Luis Anaconda]

I will often go for a walk away from my desk - even across the road to the supermarket while pondering exactly how to present something or looking for inspiration. Is that slacking? (As opposed to sitting at my desk reading awimb of course)

[IUFG]

are you his manager? you are, aren't you..?

[Snin]

but never forgets.. ask nic imo

[Herr Floyd - PEGIDA]

[Snin]

crapping on about benefits..man the f**k up and stop crying like a c**t imo

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

They've paid for the music so can do whatever the f**k they want with it.

[Berni]

************* FREE EVERYTHING!!!! ***************

[Snin]

you old fruit

[Ashberto]

Thanks for the nice words though, sweetie. x

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

contributing to its downfall.

Who do you think is going to support and nurture young talent when there's no money to be made from it any more?

[Berni]

the opportunity to have a long conversation.

Don't get that with coffee drinkers. We're lone wolves. Grrrrr!

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

None of my staff smoke.

We run a very relaxed office here, nobody really gives a f**k about his smoke breaks as he gets his work done (generally) and keeps his head down.

I was just curious on your take on it.

[Snin]

[IUFG]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

After all, he has a pound in his pocket and you want it, so why not just take it? Apparently morality is old-fashioned now.

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

I still on occasion buy the physical product, I still attend the live performance.

However quite often now I try before I buy, as would be the case with many commercial products. You wouldn't I assume buy a pair of jeans or shoes without trying them on.

[Classic Jorge]

http://ichef.bbci.co.uk/images/ic/640x360/legacy/clip/p00hhk51.jpg?nodefault=true

[Ashberto]

Or whatever it is you do for a crust these days.

[Berni]

ripping off young talent, meaning that those who are any good suddenly realise aged about 30 that they don't have any money because their manager/record company took it all?

[redgunamo]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

[Berni]

[Ashberto]

[Classic Jorge]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Congratulations on some top btl whataboutery there, b.

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Triple shot in with me in the morning then from 9:20 to dusk it is simply work, work, work.

Apart from lunch. Katsu Curry today.

[Ashberto]

[Berni]

[Berni]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

First The Colours. Now this.

I'm saddened.

[Berni]

I'm like Robin Hood or one of those lads, really.

[pjlincs]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Fiddling your gas meter? Buying stolen goods from blokes in pubs?

Don't you feel grubby?

[Classic Jorge]

It's basically a telegraph version of 'nuff said'/'end of'

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

'Families have a guaranteed income of almost 40k a year, that doesn't sound like poverty to me.'

'Yes but your mum even smells and my dad could lick your dad see?'

[Ashberto]

And given that your profession does somewhat bring you into contact with the sick, your time will probably come. Unless you wish to welcome people into your surgery by coughing and sneezing raging viruses all over them.

[Luis Anaconda]

[Ashberto]

You'll be demanding their lupins next.

[Berni]

I feel remarkably ungrubby about it, thanks.

[Classic Jorge]

What have you done? Bar failing to make a clumsy point, of course

[Berni]

My technical idiocy is a great bar to my illegal activities tbh.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Well, good luck to you. I'm going to do something else now.

[Ashberto]

perhaps brought with them some new budgetary constraints.

Is this proof that poverty breeds crime? Are you claiming all your benefits and tax credits?

[Berni]

No, the cause is not really budgetary. The means of doing it easily has simply come to hand and I can resist anything except temptation.

[redgunamo]

After all, nobody wants pub footballers to earn fifty grand per week, do they. And they don't.

[redgunamo]

any sympathy for artists is disappearing since we learned that they were only in it for the money all along.

It broke the spell.

[Berni]

[Ashberto]

Or does that only apply to nation-breakers? :-)

[redgunamo]

That's what got broken. And I'm not sure it will ever go back together again.