A nice bit of unintentional cringe

[Brentwood]

I spend way too much time browsing for **** like this

http://i.imgur.com/A5uBMam.jpg

[Berni]

the difference between the pregnant ones and the ones who are just obese. Most helpful.

Mind you, it's surely getting to the stage where it's good manners to stand for a lardarse, isn't it? After all, it can't be easy standing when you're the size of a house.

[Rich]

[Berni]

Obviously if I fancy them and I've only got a couple of stops to go, but otherwise no.

[Brexit = Keine Pumpernickel]

Must have been looking a bit rough that day :rubchin:

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Berni]

I shall glare, mutter darkly, 'accidentally' barge into young people and stand uncomfortably close until they feel morally blackmailed into standing up for me.

Obviously, I'll only do this with the nice, middle class looking ones. I'm not stupid enough to try it with the scary wons.

[Brentwood]

that was crawling along. As soon as she was offered a seat she had made a miraculous recovery and started playing Candy Crush on her phone, which riled him :hehe:

[Rich]

flatulent oaf of a woman standing with her huge f**king arse just a short distance from one's face was not an experience I'd care to repeat.

[Berni]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Berni]

He esssentially fingers the elderly for a living. :-( :-( :-(

[Rich]

:-(

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I can see him now, surreptitiously sniffing his fingers all afternoon.

[Berni]

:hehe:

[Berni]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

make an appointment at the surgery and ask for a prostate exam. Then I could live happily in the knowledge that, whilst he may have won the argument on the internet, I got him to finger my bum.

[Berni]

[Trixie Popsicle]

:rubchin:

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Trixie Popsicle]

I always had you down as a good chap.

[Berni]

[Berni]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I must say, one tends to think of Bajans as somewhat quietly spoken, but can you hear someone speak and tell whether they are Jamaican or Bajan?

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Mind you, if he gave me a kiss as well I probably wouldn't have to fake it.

[Brentwood]

[Classic Jorge]

Diplomatic immunity!

[Billy Goat Sverige]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Snin]

[Snin]

[Snin]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Not really, no.

[Billy Goat Sverige]

[Rich]

[Classic Jorge]

[Snin]

Berni would do this whilst sleepwalking imo

[Snin]

brush ?

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Classic Jorge]

[Snin]

filthy pair you two imo

[Berni]

[Classic Jorge]

[Trixie Popsicle]

A very obvious difference.