View Full Version : Talking of the sexual act, Awimb, I'm told that last night I attempted congress with my glw
Berni
11-04-2014, 10:17 AM
at about 3 in the morning. Naturally, I was rebuffed, but the odd thing is that I have absolutely no memory of this, despite going to bed pretty much sober. Indeed, I don't actually think I was in any meaningful sense awake.
In short, Awimb, I find it slightly worrying that I now appear to be sleep-sexing (or at least trying to). Is this normal in a man of my age, do you think? :-(
Sir Charlie of Nicholas
11-04-2014, 10:23 AM
Berni
11-04-2014, 10:25 AM
that I may have done this before - sometimes with success. I find this vaguely unsettling.
Sir Charlie of Nicholas
11-04-2014, 10:26 AM
You're a bit rapey, in other words.
Berni
11-04-2014, 10:27 AM
The whole question of consciousness and identity is very tricky, r.
Berni
11-04-2014, 10:28 AM
Actually, it's more of a worry if my asleep self is better than my awake self. http://www.awimb.com/images/smiley_icons/ohwell.gif
Classic Jorge
11-04-2014, 10:29 AM
Safe to say, there were no somnambulant sex acts carried out that morning
Berni
11-04-2014, 10:30 AM
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/north_yorkshire/4543340.s tm (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/north_yorkshire/4543340.stm)
Sir Charlie of Nicholas
11-04-2014, 10:31 AM
the better half of you?
Blimey.
Classic Jorge
11-04-2014, 10:32 AM
He does look a lot like a luncheon meat frankensteinses monster
https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=sleep+rape+case&ie=utf -8&oe=utf-8&aq=t&rls=org.mozilla:en-GB:official& amp;client=firefox-a&channel=sb&gfe_rd=cr&ei=zqp YVNriG-iq8weXsYDwAg (https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=sleep+rape+case&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&aq=t&rls=org.mozilla:en-GB:official&client=firefox-a&channel=sb&gfe_rd=cr&ei=zqpYVNriG-iq8weXsYDwAg)
Berni
11-04-2014, 10:33 AM
back to sleep I did as I was told without complaint.
7evens
11-04-2014, 10:33 AM
http://www.fanboycollectibles.com/images/16%20Inch%20Plush%20-%20Ted%20R-rated%200001.jpg
Berni
11-04-2014, 10:36 AM
I'm not accepting this whole 'convicted rapist' thing. Absolutely no way.
Berni
11-04-2014, 10:37 AM
Berni
11-04-2014, 10:39 AM
Classic Jorge
11-04-2014, 10:39 AM
Not in how I wanted, but you know.
Berni
11-04-2014, 10:41 AM
His recipes always sound like utter **** to me.
Berni
11-04-2014, 10:42 AM
Berni
11-04-2014, 10:45 AM
it into something nasty and unpleasant. :-(
Brentwood
11-04-2014, 10:55 AM
Berni
11-04-2014, 10:55 AM
added injury to insult by throwing an elbow when rebuffed?
You're quite the gent, j. wd. :hehe:
redgunamo
11-04-2014, 10:59 AM
Berni
11-04-2014, 11:06 AM
redgunamo
11-04-2014, 01:02 PM
So why then, hmm. Maybe there's a message in it for you? Part of a campaign?
Trixie Popsicle
11-04-2014, 01:07 PM
Berni
11-04-2014, 01:07 PM
Fortunately, as things stand, I'm too lazy to get out of bed before starting my foul predations, but what if I start going on the prowl? :-(
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