Talking of the sexual act, Awimb, I'm told that last night I attempted congress with my glw

[Berni]

at about 3 in the morning. Naturally, I was rebuffed, but the odd thing is that I have absolutely no memory of this, despite going to bed pretty much sober. Indeed, I don't actually think I was in any meaningful sense awake.

In short, Awimb, I find it slightly worrying that I now appear to be sleep-sexing (or at least trying to). Is this normal in a man of my age, do you think? :-(

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Rich]

[Snin]

[Berni]

that I may have done this before - sometimes with success. I find this vaguely unsettling.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

You're a bit rapey, in other words.

[Berni]

The whole question of consciousness and identity is very tricky, r.

[Rich]

[Berni]

Actually, it's more of a worry if my asleep self is better than my awake self. http://www.awimb.com/images/smiley_icons/ohwell.gif

[Classic Jorge]

Safe to say, there were no somnambulant sex acts carried out that morning

[Berni]

[Snin]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/north_yorkshire/4543340.s tm (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/north_yorkshire/4543340.stm)

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

the better half of you?

Blimey.

[Classic Jorge]

He does look a lot like a luncheon meat frankensteinses monster

[Snin]

https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=sleep+rape+case&ie=utf -8&oe=utf-8&aq=t&rls=org.mozilla:en-GB:official& amp;client=firefox-a&channel=sb&gfe_rd=cr&ei=zqp YVNriG-iq8weXsYDwAg (https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=sleep+rape+case&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&aq=t&rls=org.mozilla:en-GB:official&client=firefox-a&channel=sb&gfe_rd=cr&ei=zqpYVNriG-iq8weXsYDwAg)

[Berni]

back to sleep I did as I was told without complaint.

[7evens]

http://www.fanboycollectibles.com/images/16%20Inch%20Plush%20-%20Ted%20R-rated%200001.jpg

[Berni]

I'm not accepting this whole 'convicted rapist' thing. Absolutely no way.

[Berni]

[Jake]

[Berni]

[Classic Jorge]

[Jake]

[Jake]

Not in how I wanted, but you know.

[Berni]

His recipes always sound like utter **** to me.

[Berni]

[Rich]

[Berni]

it into something nasty and unpleasant. :-(

[Jake]

[Jake]

[Brentwood]

[Berni]

added injury to insult by throwing an elbow when rebuffed?

You're quite the gent, j. wd. :hehe:

[redgunamo]

[Berni]

[Jake]

[redgunamo]

So why then, hmm. Maybe there's a message in it for you? Part of a campaign?

[Trixie Popsicle]

[Berni]

Fortunately, as things stand, I'm too lazy to get out of bed before starting my foul predations, but what if I start going on the prowl? :-(