Jimmy White's 'revelation' that he was partial to the old crack raises the interesting question of

[Berni]

whether there is a less wholesome-looking group of sportsmen than snooker players?

http://i2.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article237681.ece/alternates/s615/front-page-image-1-547808180.jpg

http://www.independent.co.uk/incoming/article9291566.ece/alternates/w620/Snooker.jpg

[Pat Vegas]

I am crap at snooker and pool.

I can never be that man who says 'Shot' when somebody does a good shot.

[Berni]

much anyone can be good at pool if they play enough.

Snooker's riducles, though. No idea how people can be so good at it. The table's huge and the pockets are as tight as a mouse's minge.

[Classic Jorge]

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/11_02/078fordham2_468x469.jpg

[Berni]

Imagine the difficulty he must have wiping himself. Or cleaning himself generally.

[Pat Vegas]

ever.

Shots just generally going in the corner where you had aimed for.

The balls all over the table.

[Classic Jorge]

which, I guess, is about as much as he's got to go on too

[Berni]

[Classic Jorge]