Nobody can possibly like these.

[Pat Vegas]

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[Red N White Army]

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http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p00f4gsl

[Berni]

chocolate bar. See also: Club Biscuits.

[7evens]

I only really like the little seedy wons

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Tiny now, of course.

[Pat Vegas]

not as fun as I remember them being.

Drumsticks on the other hand are amazing.

[Berni]

[Pat Vegas]

'Your hands are getting bigger'

I would doubt the current standard snickers is no longer than 4 inches

[7evens]

[Berni]

[7evens]

It was like Rorkes Drift around here. The little *******s kept appearing :-(

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

You do realise it isn't actually Xmas?

[Pat Vegas]

All I could buy was quality street, a box of 'old fashioned' sweets or 'fun size' maltesers.

[Berni]

black?

[7evens]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Or the 2EURO shop in our case.

[Berni]

http://www.acefancydress.co.uk/images/images_big/zulu%20fancy%20dress%203374S_c.jpg

[DG (socialist surrender monkey)]