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Berni
11-03-2014, 01:28 PM
meant one could eat it with a modicum of dignity. The Chunky Kit-Kat just turns everyone into a chocolate-drooling fellator.

Snin
11-03-2014, 01:30 PM

Herr Floyd - PEGIDA
11-03-2014, 01:30 PM
which is why you prefer the original thin variety.

Snin
11-03-2014, 01:32 PM

Herr Floyd - PEGIDA
11-03-2014, 01:33 PM
A real tragedy

Berni
11-03-2014, 01:33 PM
thick and brown, f. All this right wing stuff is clearly just overcompensating for the fact that you have jungle fever and crave the ethnic cock.

The Tony
11-03-2014, 01:34 PM
Imo :hide:

Snin
11-03-2014, 01:35 PM

Sir Charlie of Nicholas
11-03-2014, 01:37 PM
Why must everything good and decent have to be ripped from our hearts, b?

I expect the socialists did it.

Snin
11-03-2014, 01:38 PM

Snin
11-03-2014, 01:40 PM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boost_%28chocolate_bar%29

Berni
11-03-2014, 01:40 PM
Are you sure Boosts had coconut in? Anyway, the Star Bar is your man. By some distance the finest chocolate bar in Christendom.

Herr Floyd - PEGIDA
11-03-2014, 01:41 PM
The King of Chocolate bars

Snin
11-03-2014, 01:42 PM

Sir Charlie of Nicholas
11-03-2014, 01:43 PM
jews aaaaarrrrggghhh cnuts all as bad :scream: string em up waaaaaarrggghhh :toilet:

'Boost was launched in 1985 as a tough coconut and caramel bar, coated in chocolate. It was then relaunched in a further two variants: a peanut version with peanut butter (yellow wrapper) and a biscuit version. The coconut version is no longer available.'

Sir Charlie of Nicholas
11-03-2014, 01:45 PM
I one ate a coconut treacle tart in a ****ty little pub somewhere. It was the best thing I have ever tasted.

Snin
11-03-2014, 01:45 PM
i feel embarresed for you with such a silly outburst. calm down man

Snin
11-03-2014, 01:46 PM

Sir Charlie of Nicholas
11-03-2014, 01:47 PM

Sir Charlie of Nicholas
11-03-2014, 01:47 PM

Snin
11-03-2014, 01:49 PM
marlow in the rain ( in one hour 36 :-) )then lunch of steak burger and chips plus 6 pints of stella and a tiny bit of nose then in the office at 8am this morning. :-) ill be dead soon imo

Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler
11-03-2014, 01:49 PM
Not sure why a person would, when faced with a wide selection of similar items, opt for the Kit Kat in any of it's guises.

Snickers, Topic, Twix, Star Bar, Picnic, even the much maligned (and undeserved I should add) Mars bar are all hugely superior.

Berni
11-03-2014, 01:50 PM
You were probably in a state of enervation and just craved sugar.

Didn't know that the Starbar was a spinoff of the Boost, though. Far superior, but still. I think I've only ever had a biscuit Boost.

Peanut butter, now. That's a thing that needs to be curtailed in all confectionaries. You can't move for it in the States and yet as far as I'm concerned it's total filth.

Snin
11-03-2014, 01:50 PM
http://www.oldestsweetshop.co.uk/media/catalog/product/cache/1/image/500x500/69e56f6524f6e392acc6de36bd359e85/c/o/coconut_mushrooms_1.jpg

Sir Charlie of Nicholas
11-03-2014, 01:50 PM

Sir Charlie of Nicholas
11-03-2014, 01:51 PM

Sir Charlie of Nicholas
11-03-2014, 01:51 PM
f**k it, i might just go back to being fat.

Snin
11-03-2014, 01:52 PM
though looking forward to fireworks , mulled wine and proper bbq bangers on wed !

Berni
11-03-2014, 01:54 PM
be expanded. :-(

Sir Charlie of Nicholas
11-03-2014, 01:55 PM
Worse, I suspect that he wouldn't be able to make my shirts bigger. I don't fancy buying new shirts.

Sir Charlie of Nicholas
11-03-2014, 01:58 PM

Berni
11-03-2014, 01:58 PM
It'd be like going to the doctor for the clap. You'd both be matter-of-fact about it, but in your heart of hearts you'd know he found you repulsive and vile.

Berni
11-03-2014, 02:00 PM
you can get it (I'm looking at you, Blue Riband), so I think you need to show a bit of respect to the Kit-Kat. Of its type it is perfect.

Snin
11-03-2014, 02:06 PM

pjlincs
11-03-2014, 02:15 PM

Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler
11-03-2014, 02:17 PM
Very good actually.

Good call Sir.

And Drifters bars though they are not what they used to be, had one of late as was very let down.

Sir Charlie of Nicholas
11-03-2014, 02:25 PM