Christmasbonuswimb. If you are expecting a bonus this year

[Pat Vegas]

what you got lined up?

Or straight in the bank?

[Classic Jorge]

Though, in fairness, he might relent and spring for an all expenses paid trip to Amsterdam for me and the good lady wife.

I thought they stopped doing bonuses around the time of National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation imo.

[Snin]

proper jobs dont give an zmas bonuis ?

[Classic Jorge]

[Snin]

:hehe:
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[Berni]

[Pat Vegas]

[Classic Jorge]

You could be like the Rick Wakeman of fingering with those babies.

[Snin]

[Supermac1976]

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[Snin]

an xmas bonus is like for menial types who work in warehouses..very dickensian imo

[Supermac1976]

[Pat Vegas]

[Snin]

and its results driven not based on boss giving you a turkey for your starving family

[Pat Vegas]

I am due a special rise too as I overheard my boss.

[Snin]

[Classic Jorge]

[Pat Vegas]

it must be a lot of effort to reply like c**t to every post. :-)

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

They're supposed to be completely out of the blue, a nice surprise. But we've been doing it for 15 years so everyone expects it now :-(

[Berni]

You probably go around buying them enormous geese at Christmas and stopping their children dying of consumption, don't you?

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Greed. That's the way to motivate people. Personal development? Career progression? Creating a sense of worthwhile achievement? It's all *******s. Just overpay the *******s and all is well.

[Harry Balls]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Though because bonuses are taxable said 'rewards' were often in the form of tangible products handed to you - hampers, booze, vouchers, booze.

A lot of booze.

[Brentwood]

[Harry Balls]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Motor industry. Niche area.

[Pat Vegas]

and we can have a nice talk about guitars at the appropriate times.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I am afraid I couldn't pay you a penny less than 60,000 pounds a year.

[Classic Jorge]

[Pat Vegas]

[Snin]

[Brentwood]

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[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Pat Vegas]

[Berni]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

The 10,000 joining bonus is mandatory.

[Snin]

etc its for the lower order types

[Snin]

etc its for the lower order types

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Pat Vegas]

2 Les Pauls one as a mysterious gift to you.

[Snin]

good money I agree but its how working class types get up the chain..its not like Banking or IT.. :-)

[Classic Jorge]

[Snin]

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this look

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