Oops. Some chaps in Dave's protection group are going to be looking for a new career soon.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

How in the name of God can this have happened?

[Rich]

They'd shoot the protester on sight.

What a shambles :hehe:

[Snin]

politicians, have pooove handcuff them selves to visitng afrcian dignitaries..its the beauty of freedom Sir..

[Berni]

[Chief Arrowhead]

Oh, you said imagine.

[Berni]

However, I would rather live in a society where such things are possible than one where they are not.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

That's dark, man.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Snin]

and many many others are attacked and killed a bit more regularly tha ever here. Its not even news, he dint have a gun or knife, its only Davey boy and really ..who cares tbh ? protect our freedom to do these things rather than the politicans trying to take our freedoms. We put them in power and have the right to kill them if we not happy imo..tough love

[7evens]

[Rich]

his new car; an Aston Martin Rapide S.

What are your views on this machine? Lovely looking thing. Sounds quite nice too.

[Snin]

beejesus out of me for trying ..its anarchy Sir C..bloody good fun

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I'd stab the c**t these days.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Each to his own.

[Snin]

please love me ..please :blow: you annoying little arse licker http://www.yibis.com/Smileys/default/buttlick.gif

[Snin]

[Rich]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Snin]

what a peasant..letting little kids in a super car ? dirty little snotty dirty handed little things should be kept in the X5 imo

[7evens]

Truly hideous

http://www.luxury-things.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/2015-porsche-panamera-turbo-white-porsche-panamera-photos.jpg

[Rich]

[Berni]

are a bit bungling to one where they're super gung-ho. We've only ever had one Prime Minister assassinated in our history and that was in the lobby of the House of Commons back when most people wouldn't have been able to pick the PM out of a line-up.

[Snin]

normally harder to annoy..it must be your weak spot..your man love / arse licking of Sir C..I guess it comes from fagging at school ? are you his fag ? does he place his buttered toast in your arsecrack to cool it down ?

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Have you considered 'competent'?

Someone unauthorised getting close enough to lay hands on the PM is utterly disgraceful. I suspect his personal protection is taken care of by the police, which might explain why he appears not to actually have any personal protection.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Who the f**k wants to cool down their toast? Oddball.

[redgunamo]

[Berni]

be any different? Mostly those chaps are just there to put people off. If someone really wants to kill the Prime Minister there's not much they can realistically do.

[Berni]

toast rack. I then butter it thickly. Gorgeous.

[Snin]

then bring out freshly toasted as I run low imo

[Classic Jorge]

[Brentwood]

Ill fitting stonewash jeans? Check
North Face fleece? Check
Brown Merrel trainers? Check

http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/03086/cameron_3086578c.jpg

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

capabilities of a good close protection squad, but that you are casually pontificating on the matter anyway.

How plead you? :judge:

[Berni]

[Snin]

like scrambled egg, beans, etc before it breaks into mush..useful for dividing up the full english sections

[Berni]

homeless brother down as the sort of chap who might not like the PM, would you?

[Berni]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Snin]

who attacked him over the years ?

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Granted.

[Berni]

that it is excellent for mopping up the yolky, greasy, ketchupy mess left on the plate.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Classic Jorge]

[Berni]

[Berni]

Alternatively, you put it in once and it's underdone. Put it in twice and it's burnt. wd everyone involved in its design.

[Classic Jorge]

[Snin]

once moistened with grease n juices

[7evens]

Jusdt who the f**k, reported that http://www.awimb.com/images/smiley_icons/ohwell.gif

[Snin]

where it does not take at least 2 goes round to get beyond untoasted..then f**king burnt on the last go! cnuts

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Get your toast and then get your egg, cold toast.

Put the bread in, go for egg, come back for toast, some Japanese lady has nipped in and pinched it.

[Snin]

[Classic Jorge]

Strangely enough Burger King use a similar method to cook their burgers.

There's a separate one for vaginatarians but we never used that.

[Berni]

The thing about sliced white is that, while it isn't really bread in any meaningful sense, it does have its uses.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

He used to be in a union, for f**k's sake! People like that aren't allowed to hold public office.

[Snin]

trial and error

[Classic Jorge]

Send a test slice through to start with

:expert:

[redgunamo]

[Snin]

http://tonywrighton.com/wp-content/uploads/Screen-Shot-2012-05-03-at-20.32.321.png

[Berni]

I don't want my toast touched by another person's toast. Plus the awkward period where you're both standing there. And then there is the unseemly grab when it slides out of the bottom.

And, if you do choose to put your toast in another time, you can cause outrage to those standing behind you waiting to put theirs' in. It's a social minefield.

[Classic Jorge]

[Classic Jorge]

You can imagine the note from Tony was long and very involved

[Berni]

To be fair to myself, I didn't laugh at him to his face. :hehe:

[7evens]

although you could hardly call that a jostle either

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I want silver teapots. I want a waiter taking my order. I want a full kitchen team on duty. I want my breakfast freshly cooked. I want a proper Maitre d' who ensures that, as well as the toast delivered with the tea, fresh toast arrives hot and hot with the eggs and b. It sometimes seems to me that this service is what seperates the good hotel from the best hotels.

[Brentwood]

or unpopular enough for someone to want to push him

[redgunamo]

[Berni]

said and done still a buffet. A very, very good buffet, but still. There were chaps filling up my coffee cup at every opportunity and they'd have done me eggs benny if I'd asked, but I still don't think that justifies a six quid service charge on an already very expensive buffet breakfast. I wasn't quite outraged, but it seemed a slightly crass thing. I'd rather it had just cost six quid more.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

At a 5 star hotel? Are the people but beasts?

[Berni]

off him. :hehe:

[Berni]

[Berni]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

In England one must begin one's day with the eggs and b.

In France, the buttery croissant.

In Germany, the hard-boiled egg.

In India, yoghurt, for the gizzards.

In south-east Asia, durian.

In east Africa, coffee and fags - BUT, ugali if one is safariing all morning. If camped in the bush it is polite to request the whole shooting match, eggs, bacon, sausage, beans, toast, and then decide one doesn't want it, as the chaps very much enjoy hoovering it away.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I emailed them and told them they were taking the piss, and they refunded it :shrug:

Of course, I demended that they re-charge it. DO I LOOK LIKE I NEED f**kING CHARITY?

[Brentwood]

[Berni]

precious. I would refer you to the wonderful, wonderful headbutt on Jay Kay. :cloud9:

[Ashberto]

[Ashberto]