Well dahn, 'ammers!

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[Witharby 2-3 weeks]

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Or is it the Australians' "Magaluf"? Will go there won day, cheap and easy travel from here.

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Although the hotel where I am is very, very exclusive and uses a cattle prod to keep the blighters out.
In Nusa Dua, which is a bit bland but the hotel, food and weather are all spectacular.

Loads of cute Japanese ladies in my hotel too, which always helps. The Mrs is cramping my style though otherwise they would be all over this middle aged, overweight, hobbling hunk I tell you. :-)

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During the Aussie summer there's no reason to go there though. We have a 300 m walk to world class beaches.