If you were a visitor to London what things would you be disappointed with (this is assuming you

[Pat Vegas]

are living in London/have lived in London/visited London frequently.

Chinatown for me. 3 streets of rubbish.

[Classic Jorge]

They appear to have completely abandoned any planning law there and it's ruined one of the most gorgeous regency curves ever made.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

It really isn't. It's not easy to get a drink after midnight unless you know somewhere specific.

[Jake]

Soho, for instance, as numerous establishments.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

In most European capitals you're surrounded by inviting open bars at all hours; you don't have to be an insider to find them.

[Luis Anaconda]

Ludicrous really - opposite of here really where everything shuts at 8 shop wise but it's easy to find somewhere to get a drink at 5 in the morning

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Jake]

Or go to a members club.

[Jake]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I know where to go to drink all night. You know where to go to drink all night. A visitor to London has f**k all chance.

[7evens]

Poxy place

[Pat Vegas]

and a brothel.

A load of randy blokes drinking but no release.
Where as the brothel doesn't have the 'tease' element to it.

I think a compromise would be a private dance but you can whack yourself off at least.

:hide:

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Pat Vegas]

[Berni]

I for one don't want to sit in a room full of ****ing men.

[7evens]

Is it still there ?

[Berni]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

You were ace in 'Berni's Bukkake Nights' volumes 1 - 6.

[Pat Vegas]

the girls we were all in grossed in Steve David Dennis Taylor on ESPN Classics.

We are watching the snooker! 'pound in the glass please' Which means put a coin in the glass not some other sort of sick demand.

[Pat Vegas]

Actually this has happened to me :-(

The DJ looked like Roland from Grange Hill.

[Luis Anaconda]

[Pat Vegas]

I am lowering the level today.

[Pat Vegas]

[Classic Jorge]

And the way Geoffrey works those tassels.

[Pat Vegas]

[Berni]

[Classic Jorge]

[Jake]

I couldn't give a f**k about the visitors. They can wander aimlessly and get mugged for all I care.

**** 'em out the window.

[Mack]

[Classic Jorge]

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[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

[Hillary]

[Mack]

[Hillary]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

[Mack]

[Snin]