Had the good fortune to visit the Ham Yard Hotel off of Gt Windmill Street yesterday

[7evens]

Won't bore you with the details but amazing what the developers have done with that plot; considering it used to be a crappy old NCP littered with street tarts of the lowest rank a few years back.
Well worth a visit

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Berni]

already be a bit further up the scale than provincial ones?

[redgunamo]

[7evens]

wretched of hags.
I recall them lurking in door ways and looking like the great unwashed, as I used to make my way to the Brewer St car park.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[7evens]

[Classic Jorge]

FFS, stop ruining London!

[Classic Jorge]

#genuineconcern

[Pat Vegas]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Classic Jorge]

I used to love working there, all of the joy of life's vices laid out in front of you and available at a very reasonable price.

[Classic Jorge]

[Pat Vegas]

You'd think they'd put some nice girls outside and get even more suckers.

[Jake]

[Classic Jorge]

We used to go in to be meat in the room and make people feel like they weren't being ripped off.

Off my tits at the time, obviously, but I knew the boss wouldn't be in there. Or at least was very unlikely to be.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

It's not 1979 any more, old chap.

[Classic Jorge]

[7evens]

http://www.moviepostercompany.co.uk/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/P30112241-300x225.jpg

[Classic Jorge]

We left Starsky & Hutch's under a bit of cloud after she dropped her drink, slipped over on the resulting spillage and tore her dress almost clean off.

Wasn't exactly easy to get a cab looking like I was half way through a rape.

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

An Indie club, if you will.

[7evens]

or the endless huge dig around it's ring road.

[Luis Anaconda]

[Berni]

[Luis Anaconda]

I walked down Poland Street, stopped off somewhere for a bite to eat and swear when I went back down it the same cars were there and hadn't moved an inch (not the parked ones): Actual gridlock

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Randall and Aubin for seafood.

Ember Yard for modern Bristish tapas.

Yauatcha for Chinese.

Social Eating House for posh.

Dean Street Townhouse for hipster watching.

That's all you need to know.

[7evens]

He's gone all business like these days

[Classic Jorge]

I only have one client in Fitzrovia now, everyone has pissed off to Hackney or South London.

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

I was in Dublin last night.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

The smoked eel is to die for.

[Jake]

Are you in a time warp?

http://www.quickmeme.com/img/e1/e10a54756b13df3086bd16fa71e9db6f30211cd0c2229751c3 aab7e155db62d1.jpg

[Classic Jorge]

I cabbed her back to her hotel and then continued drinking around the Kings Cross area.

Skunk pussy aplenty :cloud9:

[Jake]

[Classic Jorge]

Anyway, as a provincial I don't get to choose these things any more. Though most of the damage was done in Jerusalem beforehand.

[Berni]

suck me off for twenty quid there.

[Classic Jorge]

I'm not labouring under the pretence I am cool here, trust me.

Though everyone does seem to just go to the same places they did when I worked there a decade ago.

[Luis Anaconda]

[7evens]

He left us at about 3pm, there was clearly a pint glass with his name waiting somewhere..

[Jake]

http://www.garlicandshots.com/

They only play punk, post-punk and everything is lit by candles.

It's great.

[Classic Jorge]

And also, some french place in Spitalfields was OK.

Well I say OK, no brown sauce

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Incredibly handsome man many people say.

[Berni]

http://www.anglingtrust.net/image-cache/image-2885-orig.jpg

[Classic Jorge]

[Jake]

[Berni]

[Snin]

[Classic Jorge]

[Snin]

especially if you meeting your dealer men just up road imo :-)

[Jake]

I've started finding tattoos incredibly attractive, not sure why.

[Snin]

cant believe its still going / hes still alive tbh

[Jake]

Do not **** on them b.

[Classic Jorge]

[Classic Jorge]

[Luis Anaconda]

[7evens]

A very civilised night out, depending on who you're seeing and you don't get ripped off on the food either. :smokin:

[Classic Jorge]

Or at least he was last time I had to look after him in the run up to the festival of minor sports of 2012.

He commented on how hard it was to find a lighter nowadays, I agreed and added it's very much like a good heartbeat.

[Classic Jorge]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

I imagine he walks the streets with a large ****ty stick the sole purpose of which is to fight off chicks.

[Berni]

Non did not mean non as far as he was concerned. I reckon Operation Yewtree are after him.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Has he never heard of a newsagent shop.

[Classic Jorge]

Twenty Bensons is a nightmare, 20 Cheese & Onion slices less so.

He didn't take my good heartbeat crack very well, I think he'd rather be remembered as the edgy post-punk rather than the smooth haired, linen shirted eighties sell out c**t.

[Luis Anaconda]

[Classic Jorge]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

You have to love Greggs.

[Ashberto]

[Classic Jorge]

At least more impressive than this grumpy cund.