Yeah, so Alexis. Phucking hell. 35m might be a bargain.

[Ashberto]

Poor bugger must be wondering what he's doing here. :-(

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

The title charge starts on Saturday, a. After all, Sunderland have no reason to tear into us at 1,000 miles per hour, do they? I suspect they'll just lie down for us.

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Unless perhaps the thing should have cost a lot more, like 70m.

A painting perhaps.

[Pat Vegas]

Early days. He's better than Henry. :hide:

[Monty91]

Olly must be ****ting himself

Mmmmmmmm, Olly taking a poo :love:

[Monty91]

[Ashberto]

[Ashberto]

[71 Guns - channeling the spirit of Mr Hat]

[redgunamo]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

He's been brilliant so far, let's just leave it like that.

He has been a shining light in terms of ability and endeavour largely because all the others are playing like a complete bunch of useless f**kers.

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

A fantastic footballer.

[Pat Vegas]

Like Sanchez at arsenal.

[Pat Vegas]

His Volley against City was amazing. Tremendous freekick in the league cup game. Very vice finish on the goal on the weekend.

He holds the ball up well. Works hard the whole game.

Hope he keeps it up as he is clearly tremendous.

I do wonder what the results been so far this season if he wasn't on the pitch.

[Jake]

I'm craving his return, (for multiple reasons).

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

I was rocked.

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Please Jake.

[redgunamo]

[Jake]

It's my pet name for the hunk.

[Ashberto]

[redgunamo]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Boils my piss the f**ker with his over theatrical histrionics and continued sinking to his knees Platoon style antics.

[Pat Vegas]

for being a bottlejob.

Yet still love that prick Fabregas.

[Pat Vegas]

I will inform my wife it is not a game about Italians stealing cars.

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

[redgunamo]

*I don't actually know the meaning of any of this, of course, however my sources inform me that this is indeed the case.

[Jake]

[Jake]

[Ashberto]

[redgunamo]

really doesn't kick his opposing defenders enough. Or anyway, hard enough.

[Peter]

I think we have all learned something here :-)