Our new forwards have settled in nicely, haven't they. Lovely.

[redgunamo]

[Billy Goat Sverige]

Not as good as Sanogo. What a c**t that SOLMAN is :hehe:

[redgunamo]

We're going to have to rely on young Yaya at some stage :squadgame:

[Billy Goat Sverige]

Staff christmas cards wont deliver themselves.

[Pat Vegas]

We'd have dropped more points.

Or maybe he is the one causing the imbalance but I don't think so.

[redgunamo]

He's got everything; skills, wheels, engine. A hard-charging warrior, goalscoring superstar millionaire straniero who gets everyone out of their seat whenever he has the ball and can create magic at any moment. A one-man tikki-takka machine and our most dangerous player, wherever he happens to be on the pitch. Sometimes you have to say The hell with results; fellows like him are what football is all about and if our other players can keep up with him we'll have a very good team indeed.

In a word, Wenger out.

[redgunamo]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Wd Red.

[Ashberto]

Wheels :bow:

[Classic Jorge]

[Berni]

[redgunamo]

[Berni]

I think he's been reading books again. :-(

[Classic Jorge]

I suspect he's a bit of a word**** on the sly, wd the guns

[redgunamo]

[redgunamo]

They normally add "number 10" too though.

[Ashberto]

I like the parking meter one best.

[redgunamo]

Or Remy even.

[redgunamo]

so they liked to make sure at least one of them was something pretty special.

[Jake]

f**king club level.

[Classic Jorge]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Your advices were very much appreciated on my recent sojourn, a. We saw some amazing places and I learnt to enjoy walking up hills very much, in no small part thanks to some of your excellent tips. Thank you very much indeed.

:hardknottpass: :cloud9:

[Pat Vegas]

but it worries me when we playing the way are currently that it will not bode well for their futures.

[redgunamo]

our backs will also sort themselves out once we start scoring more goals.

[redgunamo]

[Pat Vegas]

If by miracle we can get the team 80% uninjured it could be rather interesting.

I am looking forward to seeing Alexis and Welbz playing with Walcott. in the showers.

and actually I think we miss Giroud.

[Ashberto]

When you drove over Hardnott did you immediately want another go?

[redgunamo]

Here's Wednesday's team apparently #twitter

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B0Yw5tSIQAAJiC-.jpg

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

The best walk was from Three Shires Stone to the summit of Pike of Blisco, helped by the weather being absolutely magnificent.

I was glad I took the Jeep, though. I might have been a bit twitchy about having to pull into the hedgerows to let other cars by in the Aston...

[Snin]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Snin]

and i was just interested to know these magic tips of how to walk up a hill tbh

[Ashberto]

Where did you stay?

[Snin]

well Done C

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

many years a director of AFC and, briefly, Chairman. Between Barrow and Ambleside. All wood panelling and open fires and cosy lounges. Lovely. Also boasting a Michelin-starred restaurant.

http://www.holbeckghyll.com/

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Well, I'be heard the Wainwright bit.

[Ashberto]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

They have 'lodge rooms' in the grounds, but they're modern buildings and no where near as nice.

One morning we got up before dawn and walked up the fell just behind the hotel; after a couple of miles we came upon a craggy little valley of unimaginable beauty, complete with waterfall. A little spot without a name, no footpaths, just a secret corner of breathtaking loveliness. There must be millions of them all tucked away waiting for me to stumbleupon them.

We're going back in February :love:

[Snin]

also its very old fashioned twee interior design.. not my cup o tea but nice for you old chaps I guess.. how much weight did you put on ? ! breakfast lunch, tea and dinner there id be pigging it down

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I ate like a pig for 8 days and put on 1.6 kg. The walking seems to have dealt with it.

[Snin]

[Berni]

neck of the woods can be damnably bleak and unforgiving in the depths of winter.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I can't imagine anything better than Hardknott Pass under leaden skies, in drizzle.

There is no such thing as bad weather, b, just the wrong clothing.

I have... equipment.

[Berni]

But I've no doubt you know what you're doing.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

But I think you'll find that my Berghaus overtrousers and wee plastic compass are more than a match for anything Ma Nature can throw at us.

[Berni]

they're going for a brief afternoon stroll on the flat? :hehe:

I assume your overtrousers were properly tailored and made from only the finest cloth?

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I bought the overtrousers by mail order before we went. A pair for me and a pair for V. Unfortunately I didn't particularly check what I was buying, so it turns out that we have Berghaus overtrousers which exactly match the Berghaus anoraks we bought years ago, so when all dressed up for the mountain we look like a pair of c**ts dressed in matching Berghaus onesies :-(

[Ashberto]

[Pokster]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

No, I didn't think it was.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Give me time.

[Berni]

"This is not my vagina!" :hehe:

http://www.welovemoviesmorethanyou.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/sightseers01.jpg

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

We're going to have to invest in all new gear. We look like homeless people really.

[Berni]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

The Barbour and bush hat I have are perfect. What I need under them is tweed. Tweed suits, woollen shirts and tweed ties.

And putties. I shall get some putties.

[Berni]

rendering you waterproof.

Tweed smells of wee-wee, in my experience.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

This is the sort of thing I mean.

http://www.williampowell.com/Mens/Mens-Shooting-Clothing/Mens-Shooting-Suits.htm

[Berni]

Oh, and naturally if I ever catch you wearing breeks, I shall assume you've lost your reason.