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Pat Vegas
10-20-2014, 07:50 AM
Arsenal players names sound like Gravy or stock products.

Alex Oxolade-Chamberlain

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Supermac1976
10-20-2014, 07:52 AM

Berni
10-20-2014, 08:04 AM

Pat Vegas
10-20-2014, 08:08 AM

Berni
10-20-2014, 08:11 AM

Pat Vegas
10-20-2014, 08:16 AM

Berni
10-20-2014, 08:26 AM

Pat Vegas
10-20-2014, 08:27 AM

Berni
10-20-2014, 08:32 AM
he used about her, may she rest in piece.

Dorset Gooner
10-20-2014, 08:36 AM

dismalswamp
10-20-2014, 08:37 AM
...dad looking at the empty Oxo gravy boat. I mean this in a serious none piss taking way as if done properly would be very touching.

Supermac1976
10-20-2014, 08:41 AM
Thinly veiled, what a fecking slag type post.

Berni
10-20-2014, 08:55 AM
Besides, what's to stop the useless bald c**t making his own gravy?

Oxo is ****, anyway. He wants to deglaze the roasting pan with red wine, let it bubble on the hob, mix in a bit of chicken stock, reduce and thicken with slaked cornflower as required.

Now that, my friend, is gravy. There is no excuse for Oxo.

Berni
10-20-2014, 08:56 AM

Sir Charlie of Nicholas
10-20-2014, 08:57 AM
'Excuse me love, I'm just off for 5 minutes to slake my cornflour.'

Bergkamp's Brain
10-20-2014, 08:58 AM

dismalswamp
10-20-2014, 08:58 AM

Berni
10-20-2014, 08:58 AM
Your lady did a terrific job with the pics, by the way. I even look good in a couple of them. :-)

Berni
10-20-2014, 09:00 AM
Maybe a MacMillan cancer nurse could turn up and make his gravy for him or something?

Sir Charlie of Nicholas
10-20-2014, 09:01 AM
She is rather handy with a camera, isn't she? I thought you looked marvellous in all of them.

Bloody good day, wasn't it?

Pat Vegas
10-20-2014, 09:05 AM
Rubbish advert otherwise just an empty table.

Berni
10-20-2014, 09:06 AM
I sure that you were pleased that my father stopped slagging off Arsene Wenger in favour of sexually harassing young women. Made the whole thing much less uncomfortable.

And I left that umbrella behind in the end. :-D

The restaurant in the hotel was rather good, by the way.

Sir Charlie of Nicholas
10-20-2014, 09:10 AM
The Gilbert Scott? I enjoyed it very much.

We had a number of remarkable meals. The 17-course tasing menu at L'Enclume was an experience.

Berni
10-20-2014, 09:12 AM
G had a sweetcorn soup that was quite lovely.

17 courses? How pissed were you by the end of that one? :-D

Sir Charlie of Nicholas
10-20-2014, 09:16 AM
Clouseau accent and was as camp as knickers. He was ever so impressed with our enthusiastic reaction to his wares and kept topping us up. By the 6th course we were all over the place. As they were trying to carry me to bed I was trying to cuddle him :-(

Berni
10-20-2014, 09:17 AM
Quote:



After the Oxo adverts, Redfern worked as a taxi driver and restaurateur before moving with his wife Carol to Spain, where he often works as a compere for quiz nights.[1][2]

Supermac1976
10-20-2014, 09:18 AM
Michael, 60, says: 'I am still recognised as the Oxo Dad, although sometimes people say 'Has anyone ever told you you look like the bloke from the Bisto ad?'.

Berni
10-20-2014, 09:19 AM
I've been thinking that, by way of thanking you and v, we should host you at our place one of these weekends. You must apprise me of your movements so we can set a date.

Sir Charlie of Nicholas
10-20-2014, 09:20 AM

Berni
10-20-2014, 09:27 AM
Also: 'Met husband Andrew Levell, an electrician, at Viking battle re-enactment.' :hehe:

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/08_02/OxoGirlFamDM_468x342.jpg

redgunamo
10-20-2014, 09:35 AM

Supermac1976
10-20-2014, 09:36 AM

Pat Vegas
10-20-2014, 09:39 AM
as they will die of cancer before next Christmas'

Berni
10-20-2014, 09:43 AM
can do it.'

Mind you, judging from the picture of her, the most likely reason he'd have an empty gravy boat at Christmas would be because his daughter's been drinking it in pints. :-(

redgunamo
10-20-2014, 09:45 AM

Pat Vegas
10-20-2014, 09:57 AM

redgunamo
10-20-2014, 09:58 AM