Literally a 'kiddy fiddler', you might say

[Berni]

http://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2014/oct/16/chethams-scho ol-music-violin-teacher-rape-charge-court (http://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2014/oct/16/chethams-school-music-violin-teacher-rape-charge-court)

[Mc Gooner]

[Dr Headgear - Wannabe viking]

While he was literally a fiddler, he wasn't a kiddy.

Other than that, top marks.
:hehe:

[Berni]

OK. Fiddler on the Yoof? Happy now? :-)

[Supermac1976]