Deviantwimb: The Mountain Who Rides...

[Supermac1976]

Teddy bears.

http://www.lancashiretelegraph.co.uk/archive/2014/10/11/1152 9089.Desperate_Darwen_burglar_violated_teddy_bear/ (http://www.lancashiretelegraph.co.uk/archive/2014/10/11/11529089.Desperate_Darwen_burglar_violated_teddy_b ear/)
There's is a disappointing lack of a photo of the deviant, wd the Mail though for using this delightful picture to illustrate the story...

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/10/11/1413041479093_wps_66_Teddy_bear_in_bed_C1W55F.jpg

[the splendor of antigone]

[Monty91]

[Berni]

http://thumbs.dreamstime.com/thumblarge_535/1283356039Qu6D40.jpg

[Billy Goat Sverige]

http://i.dlisted.com/files/KYLIE-MINOGUE-BEAR-FACEBOOK.jpg

[Berni]

That, if anything, is weirder.

[Supermac1976]

had a smug on it's c**ting face, mind it did make wonderful Guy that bonfire night.

[Billy Goat Sverige]

[Berni]

I went out with a girl who suffered night terrors (incredibly vivid and realistic dreams, basically) and effectively felt that she had lost her virginity to David Hasselhoff during one of these episodes.

[Monty91]

This isn't helping me, is it...

[Berni]

I can't imagine how full of jizz it must have been. :-(

[Berni]

['Neg]

[Supermac1976]

Obviously I made gf recreate this on the threat I'd tell the whole school she shagged it if she didn't.

[Monty91]

I don't believe I'm the only Awimber to have had sex with an inanimate object. Not that TG (Teddy Gooner) was just an inanimate object to me....clearly.

[Berni]

I can honestly say that I have never had sex with anything non-human. Sorry.

[Classic Jorge]

[Berni]

Although in this case he was very much a Night Rider.

[The Tony]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🠘‚😂

[Mc Gooner]

[Supermac1976]