Bit confused by all this Pistorius business now. Surely they had the trial and heard all the

[Berni]

evidence (including his naive African defence), so why do they then need to spend days arguing about his sentence? Surely the judge has had a while to think about it and now just goes 'Into jail you go, stumpy. Wallop. End of.'?

These saffers seem to be tearing the arse out of it a bit, tbh.

[The Tony]

But the f**ker ain't got no legs.....

[Berni]

With legs he would - at best - have been the fastest white man in the world. Which wouldn't have got him to an Olympic final.