Help me AWIMB, I'm using Windows

[Classic Jorge]

I turned it on some time ago and it's been 'Applying Computer Settings' for a full five minutes now.

Is this supposed to happen?

[71 Guns - channeling the spirit of Mr Hat]

[Classic Jorge]

seriously though, people are expected to work under these conditions?!

[barrybueno]

[71 Guns - channeling the spirit of Mr Hat]

:wave:

[Classic Jorge]

where's the apple key?

I can't take a screenshot. It's apparently no longer ctrl+alt+prntscrn, open a word document, paste it into that and then apologise it's a word document to the designer that doesn't have word.

I presume this was too simple.

[Classic Jorge]

that man is an arsehole

[barrybueno]

[Classic Jorge]

Right, f**k it. I'm not using one of those again.

Frankly, if the client complains it doesn't look good on f**kitoutthewindows I will point out that nothing does.

[barrybueno]

[Classic Jorge]

This one's all bevels and gradients, I think it's windows 7.

I've had enough, I've tested it and it looks like the internet for blind people.

[Bergkamp's Brain]

or is it

ctrl || alt || delete

[CrossGun]

['Neg]

has a cool touchy tablety version for your lot.

['Neg]

[The Tony]

.

[Berni]

to death with a set of giant, day-glo highlighters.

In summary: Bill Gates is a ****.

[Rich]

[Classic Jorge]

[Classic Jorge]

Unfortunately the rest of the world aren't that enlightened

[Bergkamp's Brain]

So much easier to do stuff in SQL Server. Oh how I long for the days of SQL Server.

[Classic Jorge]

I hauled him over the coals about how much of a misnomer the name was and how I wouldn't use that software if Zeus set the Kracken on me.

['Neg]

[Snin]

[Classic Jorge]

[Bergkamp's Brain]

to do in SQL.

....and we have to rely on Oracle DBAs :-(

[Classic Jorge]

See also .asp .net servers

seriously, proprietary software is f**king awful.

[Luis Anaconda]

[Mc Gooner]

But may I suggest trying the door as that'll make it easier :thumbup:

[redgunamo]