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the splendor of antigone
10-13-2014, 11:35 AM
reading done.
Around me three other people were sat. One of them was listening to very loud music on his iPod while staring out the window. The Bunnel-esque "rhythms" made my stomach turn, and for the life of me I couldn't figure out what he was doing in a 'quiet zone'.
The lady sitting opposite me was reading her while eating one pork rind a minute for almost the entire duration of the train ride. Why does it take longer to chew things when you're reading? The f**king noise from (and smell of) those things made me question her motivation for being in the quiet zone as well.
Moreover, every few minutes her greasy, pig-reeking hands would take out her old phone to send a text message. Why on f**king earth are there still people in the world who have the sound enabled so a tone is played every time a note on the keyboard is hit?
The last person unashamedly spent the entire time looking catatonic, staring at seemingly nothing. This would be my ideal public transport traveller were it not for the whistling of his nose upon every exhalation.
It was a train ride filled with chagrin and apoplexy. Is this just the very nature of public transport and other people's carelessness, and do I have a thwarted view of what to expect in such circumstances?

All in all, I would be slowly turning into Berni, were it not for the fact that I turn the question around and ask you: How do [I]I stop being such an insufferable c**t?

Snin
10-13-2014, 11:39 AM
simple / newspaper / mastrubate furiously

the splendor of antigone
10-13-2014, 11:44 AM
sort of social anxiety-ridden misanthrope, doesn't it?

Snin
10-13-2014, 11:45 AM
man up grow a pair and stop whining

the splendor of antigone
10-13-2014, 11:48 AM

Snin
10-13-2014, 11:49 AM

the splendor of antigone
10-13-2014, 11:52 AM

Berni
10-13-2014, 11:53 AM
You don't want to **** with a salty hand imo.

Berni
10-13-2014, 11:56 AM
sitting on the grass at the Surrey County Show with Sir C, becoming very drunk on rough cider and sharing a huge bag of said items.

As I'm sure you can imagine, we were fighting the ladies off that afternoon. http://www.awimb.com/images/smiley_icons/ohwell.gif

Harry Balls
10-13-2014, 11:58 AM

Harry Balls
10-13-2014, 11:59 AM

the splendor of antigone
10-13-2014, 12:03 PM
I had to actually breathe in her pork-exhaled breath :cry:

Outside is fair game. You can eat dog **** for all I care.

Pokster
10-13-2014, 12:09 PM

redgunamo
10-13-2014, 12:11 PM
part of the problem, I suspect. You could've engaged each of them in pleasant conversation perhaps?

It's interesting how quickly people's standards of behaviour deteriorate when they feel nobody is interested in them or cares about them.

The Tony
10-13-2014, 12:12 PM

Berni
10-13-2014, 12:12 PM

the splendor of antigone
10-13-2014, 12:15 PM
my obstinacy to wearing big 'f**k-off'-headphones in public. I also dislike people people with their noses buried in their iPads, etc. etc. I like the idea of looking another person in the eye and smiling at them instead of walking around like a solipsist.

But this was a quiet zone.

the splendor of antigone
10-13-2014, 12:16 PM
so. God knows she'd be open to the sucking of my ***** then.

the splendor of antigone
10-13-2014, 12:17 PM

redgunamo
10-13-2014, 12:18 PM

Ashberto
10-13-2014, 12:20 PM
Are you some kind of Yorkshireman?

Berni
10-13-2014, 12:21 PM
God's honest pork scratching never hurt anyone imo.

redgunamo
10-13-2014, 12:22 PM

redgunamo
10-13-2014, 12:25 PM
Of all the silliness.

the splendor of antigone
10-13-2014, 12:26 PM
material and consider only the eating of smelly foods in the immediate proximity of three other people in a small enclosed space. Quite inconsiderate imo.

Snin
10-13-2014, 12:35 PM
wd me imo

Classic Jorge
10-13-2014, 12:48 PM

the splendor of antigone
10-13-2014, 12:56 PM

Berni
10-13-2014, 01:02 PM
roast itself and cut off the skin (or your butcher will probbers give it to you for free). Score it, pour over boiling water, dry it, rub with salt and leave it in the oven for five hours on a very low heat. Then, 20 minutes before you serve it, whack the heat up to maximum (keep an eye on it to avoid burning). It bubbles up beautifully and tastes ace

Snin
10-13-2014, 01:04 PM
skin then put into dehydrator then slated and pin prick air bubbles put in the deep fried I believe..and had huge bag of it..lovely :-)