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Herr Floyd - PEGIDA
10-11-2014, 08:10 PM
It's been flaring up too often lately. The doc asked me how long it's been occurring and I told her it's since Arsene's transfer and tactical blunders so basically for the last few years. Anyway she said my chad was looking red raw and had a few internal lesions. She reckons I've been too rigorous wiping my knot after taking a **** which I had to admit to. So it's back to jamming suppositories up my chute again which I personally don't mind.