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NORTHBANKRIP
10-10-2014, 09:41 AM
Berni
10-10-2014, 09:42 AM
Monty91
10-10-2014, 09:50 AM
Berni
10-10-2014, 09:52 AM
settled in the middle. I suppose it's a bit like if you're used to sharing a double bed. You habitually stay on one side, but if your partner is away for any length of time, leaves or dies, you sort of gravitate more to the middle and spread out a bit.
Monty91
10-10-2014, 09:58 AM
how cavernous *is* the human scrotum?
Berni
10-10-2014, 10:02 AM
in the old day.
Classic Jorge
10-10-2014, 10:05 AM
Berni
10-10-2014, 10:06 AM
No, it's sort of shrunk to fit. Amazing how the human body adapts.
Classic Jorge
10-10-2014, 10:09 AM
Berni
10-10-2014, 10:09 AM
Classic Jorge
10-10-2014, 10:12 AM
Monty91
10-10-2014, 10:13 AM
for my girlfriend. She reliably informs me she's never seen such dangly gonads. I don't mean this as a boast. If anything, it's made me feel rather self conscious.
Sir Charlie of Nicholas
10-10-2014, 10:14 AM
Your good lady is no hoor, m.
Monty91
10-10-2014, 10:14 AM
Berni
10-10-2014, 10:16 AM
isn't exactly 'You're the biggest and the best!' is it? :-

It's almost as if she was struggling to find something nice to say.
Berni
10-10-2014, 10:20 AM
Monty91
10-10-2014, 10:24 AM
Sometimes she yanks the loose skin around it to see how far it stretches. She can almost cover her entire palm :yikes:
Sir Charlie of Nicholas
10-10-2014, 10:27 AM
Berni
10-10-2014, 10:31 AM
7evens
10-10-2014, 10:33 AM
Bergkamp's Brain
10-10-2014, 10:41 AM
Berni
10-10-2014, 10:43 AM
Bergkamp's Brain
10-10-2014, 10:45 AM
but I get your point.