Very shocked that we haven't had the usual " a UKIP vote is a waste of time" yet

[Pokster]

lights touch paper and retires to a sage distance

[Berni]

[Classic Jorge]

[Classic Jorge]

Which is a sad statement on the mess that is british politics.

[Berni]

You are a reverse barometer of electability.

[Brentwood]

Albeit Shapps looks like Robert Webb would look like if he was on the set of Roald Dahl's The Witches

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Society/Pix/pictures/2010/9/20/1285000187251/Grant-Shapps-housing-mini-006.jpg

http://i.guim.co.uk/static/w-620/h--/q-95/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2010/7/8/1278599731310/robert-webb-006.jpg

[Classic Jorge]

Seeing as we're perpetually governed by massively incompetent c**ts I'm not sure that's such a mark of shame though.

That said, the LDs are technically in power. It's going to be an interesting election next year, mind. Are you still going for a Tory majority?

[Classic Jorge]

Sort of brings to mind this Simpsons episode

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-jSRQ5EGnC0g/UCZuYBr2xeI/AAAAAAAAE_w/qfTKDDlcaCk/s400/154-treehouseofhorrorvii.jpg

[Berni]

Milliband and UKIP will fade away as protest votes tend to in general elections.

[Classic Jorge]

[Billy Goat Sverige]

Liberal Democrats stay the same. Whoever wins between Labour and The Conservatives will be a minority government.

[Classic Jorge]

Not that I'm a fan but I've come to realise how crucial the opposition is in our electoral system, especially now 2/3 of the political spectrum is in power.

[Berni]

the Conservatives, though, I'm guessing. Their traditional West Country heartlands will turn blue, while their other bits will turn red - in England. The Tories will lose much less to UKIP than people think.