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the splendor of antigone
10-09-2014, 01:24 PM
water was ostensibly uncontaminated except for whatever undesirable microbes and bacteria reside in the bowl.
I fished it out within five seconds and rinsed it with water. The lid on the Colgate tube was closed.
I need some scientific insight. Will I die if I use it, or is it a case of 'it'll only strengthen your immune system, you poofter'-kind of thing?
Thanks in advance
Dutch Gooner
10-09-2014, 01:26 PM
there are more germs on your cellphone then in your toilet by the way....:hide:
Sir Charlie of Nicholas
10-09-2014, 01:26 PM
If not, you'll be fine.
Classic Jorge
10-09-2014, 01:27 PM
If you're still worried then set fire to it
Dutch Gooner
10-09-2014, 01:27 PM
Dutch Gooner
10-09-2014, 01:28 PM
the splendor of antigone
10-09-2014, 01:29 PM
Though that would suggest a no hands piss whilst using one hand to hold the toothpaste and the other to brush.
This doesn't add up tsoa.
Classic Jorge
10-09-2014, 01:32 PM
the splendor of antigone
10-09-2014, 01:33 PM
a bowl since. It's probably around room temperature now. Or is that not 'fresh' enough?
Dutch Gooner
10-09-2014, 01:33 PM
Classic Jorge
10-09-2014, 01:33 PM
Is your toilet also your sink? Or were you doing the brushing/pissing combo?
Though that would suggest a no hands piss whilst using one hand to hold the toothpaste and the other to brush.
This doesn't add up tsoa.
Berni
10-09-2014, 01:34 PM
Dutch Gooner
10-09-2014, 01:35 PM
even you.....well to me you are
Berni
10-09-2014, 01:35 PM
Give it a rinse under the hot tap if you're not certain. That's the advice my old dad used to give me.
Classic Jorge
10-09-2014, 01:36 PM
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-S0F05_g_0cg/VBT2_SWKn3I/AAAAAAAACLc/w8DftEsvx5A/s1600/foreigner.JPG
Now, why hasn't he answered you?
Berni
10-09-2014, 01:36 PM
We are the default setting of mankind, you see?
Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler
10-09-2014, 01:37 PM
I hardly think the behaviour of a dog is a blueprint for life.
Dutch Gooner
10-09-2014, 01:37 PM
the splendor of antigone
10-09-2014, 01:37 PM
Classic Jorge
10-09-2014, 01:37 PM
Redgunamo's Theorem might need some more work
Berni
10-09-2014, 01:37 PM
Classic Jorge
10-09-2014, 01:39 PM
Dutch Gooner
10-09-2014, 01:39 PM
mankind had nothing to do with it I'm afraid....
Berni
10-09-2014, 01:40 PM
cleaner than his hands.
Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler
10-09-2014, 01:44 PM
So tonight at the evening meal when child 1 or child 2 asks for a drink of water to go with his pan fried hake, I am to instruct them to run up the stairs to the jacks and effectively fill their boots.
And you suggest we, the Irish, are animals.
Ashberto
10-09-2014, 01:44 PM
I believe he is literally Arsebloggers 'Angriest Man on Twitter'.
Classic Jorge
10-09-2014, 01:45 PM
It needs to be as close to boiling as possible, basically
Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler
10-09-2014, 01:45 PM
Classic Jorge
10-09-2014, 01:46 PM
Berni
10-09-2014, 01:47 PM
Besides, your hake used to live in the sea, which is much dirtier than a toilet bowl.
Berni
10-09-2014, 01:48 PM
And, as we all know, j, if something rhymes it's definitely true.
Classic Jorge
10-09-2014, 01:49 PM
Filthy animals
Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler
10-09-2014, 01:51 PM
You don't eat fish?
Red N White Army
10-09-2014, 01:53 PM
And I've tried pretty much most types of seafood. I'd eat it if it was the last food stuff on earth but life's too short when there are other choices. I am aware I am a heathen. :shrug:
the splendor of antigone
10-09-2014, 01:53 PM
trying to jot down the layout of my bathroom to answer your Jake-forwarded question. I've only just found out that I need to upload it somewhere first before adding it to a post.
So I've given up. I can assure you that everything does add up though.
Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler
10-09-2014, 01:53 PM
How else does a Nespresso machine work then.
Berni
10-09-2014, 01:54 PM
than a toilet bowl* and been fine. People over-worry about germs.
*At least if the graffiti I've read is anything to go by.
Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler
10-09-2014, 01:55 PM
But I assume when you say that you "don't eat fish" that you do at least eat fish & chips from the local chipper.
Good man.
Classic Jorge
10-09-2014, 01:57 PM
Berni
10-09-2014, 01:57 PM
time, it's ready and out comes piping hot coffee. There's no way there was time to properly heat that water, but there it is.
Magic :nod:
Classic Jorge
10-09-2014, 01:57 PM
Well, depends what the battered sausage is like, really
Berni
10-09-2014, 01:58 PM
Classic Jorge
10-09-2014, 01:58 PM
Berni
10-09-2014, 01:59 PM
Or something.
Classic Jorge
10-09-2014, 01:59 PM
I was just off the coast of hartlepool and the person I was with pointed out the sewage outlet and the nuclear power station.
Sir Charlie of Nicholas
10-09-2014, 02:00 PM
Classic Jorge
10-09-2014, 02:01 PM
Presumably the same study also proved that powdered milk was better and that Kit Kats nowadays are great.
Berni
10-09-2014, 02:01 PM
Red N White Army
10-09-2014, 02:01 PM
Red N White Army
10-09-2014, 02:03 PM
Berni
10-09-2014, 02:03 PM
http://aeon.co/magazine/culture/julian-baggini-coffee-artisa ns/ (http://aeon.co/magazine/culture/julian-baggini-coffee-artisans/)
Sir Charlie of Nicholas
10-09-2014, 02:05 PM
I've tasted the muck, b.
Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler
10-09-2014, 02:06 PM
But to simply dismiss it as not being "good" is daft.
The product is used worldwide in hundreds of top quality restaurants and while that alone is not a de facto judge on good or bad coffee it certainly would suggest it is not ****e.
Berni
10-09-2014, 02:09 PM
Nespresso had really done was to look at the coffee-making process and systematically remove all that is problematic in it. The result is something flawless, but that is a particular and limited form of excellence or perfection."
In my opinion, if you're reduced to seeking platonic ideals, you've probably lost the argument. :hehe:
It's good stuff. It's just that you are - and I say this with enormous love and affection - a snob who doesn't like nice things being democratised. I get that.
Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler
10-09-2014, 02:12 PM
Up there with the toaster in terms of fantastic domestic inventions.
Ashberto
10-09-2014, 02:14 PM
http://cdn-imgs-mag.aeon.co/images/2013/01/Coffee-and-Gazzetta.jpg
Berni
10-09-2014, 02:16 PM
He's thinking about James Richardson, isn't he?
Classic Jorge
10-09-2014, 02:16 PM
Sir Charlie of Nicholas
10-09-2014, 02:17 PM
Ryanair. Harrods in the hands of foreigners. No tie required for dinner.
Why must everything be made cheap and nasty?
Berni
10-09-2014, 02:20 PM
Sir Charlie of Nicholas
10-09-2014, 02:23 PM
We're overrun with Bangladeshi MPs at the moment. They've all been given permission to import a car. There are chaps with enormous beards queueing at the door :-(
Berni
10-09-2014, 02:25 PM
Ashberto
10-09-2014, 02:28 PM
Sir Charlie of Nicholas
10-09-2014, 02:28 PM
One bloke this morning demanded somewhere to pray.
Berni
10-09-2014, 02:30 PM
Sir Charlie of Nicholas
10-09-2014, 02:31 PM
I sent him to the portacabin. He had his own compass.
Berni
10-09-2014, 02:33 PM
The Rob2
10-09-2014, 05:13 PM
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