I dropped my tube of toothpaste in the toilet. Can I still use it? I hadn't used the toilet so the

[the splendor of antigone]

water was ostensibly uncontaminated except for whatever undesirable microbes and bacteria reside in the bowl.

I fished it out within five seconds and rinsed it with water. The lid on the Colgate tube was closed.

I need some scientific insight. Will I die if I use it, or is it a case of 'it'll only strengthen your immune system, you poofter'-kind of thing?

Thanks in advance

[Dutch Gooner]

there are more germs on your cellphone then in your toilet by the way....:hide:

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

If not, you'll be fine.

[Classic Jorge]

If you're still worried then set fire to it

[Dutch Gooner]

[Dutch Gooner]

[the splendor of antigone]

[Jake]

Though that would suggest a no hands piss whilst using one hand to hold the toothpaste and the other to brush.

This doesn't add up tsoa.

[Classic Jorge]

[the splendor of antigone]

a bowl since. It's probably around room temperature now. Or is that not 'fresh' enough?

[Dutch Gooner]

[Classic Jorge]

Is your toilet also your sink? Or were you doing the brushing/pissing combo?

Though that would suggest a no hands piss whilst using one hand to hold the toothpaste and the other to brush.

This doesn't add up tsoa.

[Berni]

[Dutch Gooner]

even you.....well to me you are

[Berni]

Give it a rinse under the hot tap if you're not certain. That's the advice my old dad used to give me.

[Classic Jorge]

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-S0F05_g_0cg/VBT2_SWKn3I/AAAAAAAACLc/w8DftEsvx5A/s1600/foreigner.JPG

[Jake]

Now, why hasn't he answered you?

[Berni]

We are the default setting of mankind, you see?

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

I hardly think the behaviour of a dog is a blueprint for life.

[Dutch Gooner]

[the splendor of antigone]

[Jake]

[Classic Jorge]

Redgunamo's Theorem might need some more work

[Berni]

[Classic Jorge]

[Dutch Gooner]

mankind had nothing to do with it I'm afraid....

[Jake]

[Berni]

cleaner than his hands.

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

So tonight at the evening meal when child 1 or child 2 asks for a drink of water to go with his pan fried hake, I am to instruct them to run up the stairs to the jacks and effectively fill their boots.

And you suggest we, the Irish, are animals.

[Ashberto]

I believe he is literally Arsebloggers 'Angriest Man on Twitter'.

[Classic Jorge]

It needs to be as close to boiling as possible, basically

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

[Classic Jorge]

[Berni]

Besides, your hake used to live in the sea, which is much dirtier than a toilet bowl.

[Berni]

And, as we all know, j, if something rhymes it's definitely true.

[Classic Jorge]

Filthy animals

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

You don't eat fish?

[Red N White Army]

And I've tried pretty much most types of seafood. I'd eat it if it was the last food stuff on earth but life's too short when there are other choices. I am aware I am a heathen. :shrug:

[the splendor of antigone]

trying to jot down the layout of my bathroom to answer your Jake-forwarded question. I've only just found out that I need to upload it somewhere first before adding it to a post.
So I've given up. I can assure you that everything does add up though.

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

How else does a Nespresso machine work then.

[Berni]

than a toilet bowl* and been fine. People over-worry about germs.



*At least if the graffiti I've read is anything to go by.

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

But I assume when you say that you "don't eat fish" that you do at least eat fish & chips from the local chipper.

Good man.

[Classic Jorge]

[Berni]

time, it's ready and out comes piping hot coffee. There's no way there was time to properly heat that water, but there it is.

Magic :nod:

[Classic Jorge]

Well, depends what the battered sausage is like, really

[Berni]

[Classic Jorge]

[Berni]

Or something.

[Classic Jorge]

I was just off the coast of hartlepool and the person I was with pointed out the sewage outlet and the nuclear power station.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Classic Jorge]

Presumably the same study also proved that powdered milk was better and that Kit Kats nowadays are great.

[Berni]

[Red N White Army]

[Red N White Army]

[Berni]

http://aeon.co/magazine/culture/julian-baggini-coffee-artisa ns/ (http://aeon.co/magazine/culture/julian-baggini-coffee-artisans/)

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I've tasted the muck, b.

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

But to simply dismiss it as not being "good" is daft.

The product is used worldwide in hundreds of top quality restaurants and while that alone is not a de facto judge on good or bad coffee it certainly would suggest it is not ****e.

[Berni]

Nespresso had really done was to look at the coffee-making process and systematically remove all that is problematic in it. The result is something flawless, but that is a particular and limited form of excellence or perfection."

In my opinion, if you're reduced to seeking platonic ideals, you've probably lost the argument. :hehe:

It's good stuff. It's just that you are - and I say this with enormous love and affection - a snob who doesn't like nice things being democratised. I get that.

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Up there with the toaster in terms of fantastic domestic inventions.

[Ashberto]

http://cdn-imgs-mag.aeon.co/images/2013/01/Coffee-and-Gazzetta.jpg

[Berni]

He's thinking about James Richardson, isn't he?

[Classic Jorge]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Ryanair. Harrods in the hands of foreigners. No tie required for dinner.

Why must everything be made cheap and nasty?

[Berni]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

We're overrun with Bangladeshi MPs at the moment. They've all been given permission to import a car. There are chaps with enormous beards queueing at the door :-(

[Berni]

[Ashberto]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

One bloke this morning demanded somewhere to pray.

[Berni]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I sent him to the portacabin. He had his own compass.

[Berni]

[The Rob2]