Monty. Your next book: 'Disappearing Undies: When footballers' cocks were cocks'

[Berni]

Usual format: Lots of pics of footballers with their wangs out. You write a bunch of captions about context, dimensions, uses to which they famously put them, etc, plus an intro about how much nicer you think a circumcised tonk looks compared to all these horrid gentile knobs.

Job done. Bang it out for Christmas. Lovely stocking filler for the ladies. Wallop.

[redgunamo]

The Arsenal players, I mean, of course. Not *we*.

[Berni]

within an inch of his life.

[Monty91]

[Berni]

[redgunamo]

All the f**king time :nod:

[Berni]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]