So how many footballers' cocks have we actually seen or do we have documentary evidence of?

[Berni]

Paul Scholes, Pat Rice...anyone else?

[Classic Jorge]

http://gossip.ladyarse.com/arsenal/2012/11/07/giroud-in-all- his-glory-nsfw/ (http://gossip.ladyarse.com/arsenal/2012/11/07/giroud-in-all-his-glory-nsfw/)

[Jake]

I won't link. No one wants to see it again.

[redgunamo]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Peepee?

[Billy Goat Sverige]

http://www.gaysports.co.uk/footballers-cock-pop-out-of-short s (http://www.gaysports.co.uk/footballers-cock-pop-out-of-shorts)

[Classic Jorge]

[Monty91]

[Jake]

[Monty91]

[Berni]

[Classic Jorge]

[Berni]

[Pat Vegas]

[Berni]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Let us seek beauty in all we do or say. Surely beauty is better than ugliness?

[Berni]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Pokster]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Do you ever wear lady's underwear and swear at your reflection in a mirror?

[Monty91]

Kind it odd how footballers today complain about living in a "goldfish bowl" yet 30-40 years ago try thought nothing of letting cameras into the changing room.

[Berni]

They don't have communal showers after games under the age of 16 anymore. Did you know that?

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

#hackneymarshes

Quite disconcerting really given that on occasion the owner of the cock would have spent the best part of the previous 90 minutes trying to kick varying degrees of **** out of you, now you’re stood ******* naked with perhaps a towel as your only weapon of defence, then you would retire to a pub in Wood Green and drink copious pints of lager while munching away on the free but very over salted potatoes.

One was fully dressed by the pub stage of course.

[redgunamo]

If you get my drift .. :rubchin:

[Classic Jorge]

We all had one, the overenthusiastic showering PE teacher who, without fail, was also very, very fond of rugby.

[Bergkamp's Brain]

enough to make normal men feel quite inferior :hehe:

[Berni]

In the old days it was just one of life's instructional hazards, like children's playgrounds covered in glass-strewn tarmac rather than this soft crap they have these days. Or cars without seatbelts. Or BMX saddles that could either castrate or sodomise you if you stopped too quickly or landed too hard.

Young people these days are too soft.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Classic Jorge]

[Berni]

showers. Get over it, ffs!

Full-on buggery's a slightly different matter, of course, but even so.

[Brentwood]

[redgunamo]