Poor old KP. Everyone's bantering him off now

[redgunamo]

[Supermac1976]

[71 Guns - channeling the spirit of Mr Hat]

:headgear:

[Rich]

I mean, I knew he was a c**t when he was playing for England. But having read through the ECB dossier of his behavior in Australia I must say that I'm appalled and completely back what Cook and Moores have done.

'Lose this test and my knee is really going to start playing up'. What a prick.

[redgunamo]

[Supermac1976]

[Berni]

Mind you, it's all making me feel much better about calling Matt Prior an 'iron-gloved, snaggle-toothed c**t'. Referring to himself in the third person as 'The Big Cheese' indeed! :hehe:

Oh, and I always had a fair idea Swann was a c**t as well.

[Pokster]

[Berni]

It's almost as if there is a correlation between our team being successful and there being a high incidence of c**ts in it. :sherlock:

[Luis Anaconda]

[Luis Anaconda]

;-)

[Berni]

[pjlincs]

[redgunamo]

[Luis Anaconda]

how did they ever get beaten? Katich - I almost forgot Katich

[Berni]

[Brentwood]

The most memorable altercation, of course, came prior to a Premier League clash at Arsenal's former home Highbury in February 2005.

With Keane apparently believing that Vieira and his teammates were picking on Gary Neville as the teams waited to walk out onto the pitch, he leapt to the defence of his fellow Manchester United stalwart in typically aggressive fashion.

"As I walked to the front I heard something going on at the top of the tunnel," the former Republic of Ireland international says in quotes from his new autobiography - entitled 'The Second Half' - used by the Irish Independent.

"All I could see was a few fingers, pointing at Gary. I lost it. Five seconds earlier I'd been perfectly calm, in the zone, ready for the match. I'd thought they might have booted him out on the pitch. But in the tunnel? I just thought 'The f******'. They were trying to bully him. They were a big team and, in the tunnel, they were even bigger. So I said to myself 'Alright, let's go'."

A notoriously proud and determined individual who has presumably never backed down from a scrap in his life, even Keane had to admit that Vieira - a much taller and heavier player - would surely had won in the event that a fight broke out.

"If it had come to a fight, Patrick could probably have killed me," he added.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Brentwood]

I must say, the excerpts of his book so far have been wonderful. He can't stand Fergie

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I wasn't convinced of the veracity of the quote.

[Berni]

Or are we talking about Roy Keane again?

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I can't believe Roy Keane knows what a button mushroom is. It must be made up.

[Brentwood]

“I rang Mark Hughes. Robbie [Savage] wasn’t in the Blackburn team and I asked Mark if we could try to arrange a deal. Sparky said: ‘Yeah, yeah, he’s lost his way here but he could still do a job for you.’ Robbie’s legs were going a bit but I thought he might come up to us [at Sunderland], with his long hair, and give us a lift – the way Yorkie [Dwight Yorke] had, a big personality in the dressing room. Sparky gave me permission to give him a call. So I got Robbie’s mobile number and rang him. It went to his voicemail: ‘Hi, it’s Robbie – whazzup!’ like the Budweiser ad. I never called him back. I thought: ‘I can’t be f**king signing that.’”


http://www.theguardian.com/football/2014/oct/07/roy-keane-ab ba-robbie-savage-ellis-short-pablo-counago (http://www.theguardian.com/football/2014/oct/07/roy-keane-abba-robbie-savage-ellis-short-pablo-counago)

[Classic Jorge]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Clearly a nutter and to boot a decent judge of a complete c**t.

[Berni]

It haunts my nightmares. Butt I can't really imagine having genitals, tbh.

[Classic Jorge]

[Supermac1976]