It's great fun giving people duff travel advice, isn't it?

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Brentwood]

http://www.awimb.com/fudforum/index.php?t=tree&goto=3947 010&rid=164&S=604d94c70819c4276c2cb2876f99238d (http://www.awimb.com/fudforum/index.php?t=tree&goto=3947010&rid=164&S=604d94c70819c4276c2cb2876f99238d)

[Ashberto]

[Berni]

takes hold. :hehe:

You are doing the sane thing and taking the Chelsea tractor aren't you?

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Whilst one would prefer to travel in state, I thought it would make more sense to be able to see something.

[Berni]

It's wild and woolly country up there. Best be prepared. :nod:

You're taking a firearm, of course?

[Snin]

http://www.tripadvisor.co.uk/Hotel_Review-g1215773-d315573-R eviews-Indigo_Pearl-Nai_Yang_Phuket.html#REVIEWS (http://www.tripadvisor.co.uk/Hotel_Review-g1215773-d315573-Reviews-Indigo_Pearl-Nai_Yang_Phuket.html#REVIEWS)




“Filhty”
1 of 5 stars Reviewed 14 May 2014

That was the worse , dirtiest room i have ever seen in my lIfe. we stayed there a while back as a family with 2 children. firt impression is wow, as it was our first visit to Phuket. What bothered me most was the unclean sheets.. haven't slept in the bed at all for 4 nights until we got a... More
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EXECTeam, Management Team at Indigo Pearl, responded to this review

Dear Christina420, Thank you for taking the time to provide your feedback here on TripAdvisor. I am very disappointed that you were unhappy with our housekeeping department, At Indigo Pearl , we continually strive to meet or exceed our guest’s expectations. I am very sorry that we failed to deliver this to you and your family during your stay, We... More
Jasminpop82
Javea, Spain
1 review
12 helpful votes 12 helpful votes
“Worse service impossible”
1 of 5 stars Reviewed 23 October 2013 via mobile

A hotel where all efforts solely went into a modern design thus forgetting about all other important factors. In my life have I had worse service than here. Not one day where they capable of taking your order or cleaning the mess round the pools, empty coconuts covered with all sorts of insects. There are so many things that I... More
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ExecOffice, Director of Sales at Indigo Pearl, responded to this review

Dear Jasminepop82, Thank you for your review and feedback. We are sorry to hear that your stay at Indigo Pearl was less than favoruable. We can assure you that this is certianly not the resort's standard. We will certainly take on board everypoint and rectify with immediate effect where justified. We hope that you will give us another oppurtunity to... More
Barry L
1 review
6 helpful votes 6 helpful votes
“Poor management and aging assets. You have better place to go”
1 of 5 stars Reviewed 11 October 2013

Reasonable size asset. Hotel staff are amateur and lack training. Changed room 3 times. From broken air con to flooded bath room. Definite 1st and last stay. No presence of hotel management. When technician was sent to fix the air con. He climbed to the compressor 5m from ground without any safety gears. Neither the guest service or the engineering... More
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[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

People complaining about ants and broken air conditioning IN THE TROPICS. :shrug:

[Snin]

have you been slumming it ?

[Jake]

Somewhere preferably with a village near by so the lady and I can get pissed in a pub full of locals. I've got as far as thinking about Babbington House and that's about it.













*As good as can be. I also won't be taking any of your advice Richerally.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I don't really know about holidays in the UK, I'm afraid.

Mind you, I'll know better after next week. Try the Lake District, that's what I'm doing.

[Ashberto]

[Snin]

tied up in the land rover...mmmmm agricultural countryside rape and abuse.. have fun imo

try anywhere in yorkshire if you fancy some of rough trade farmer fun imo

[Snin]

[JERK]

[Snin]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Jake]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Pat Vegas]

[Jake]

[Snin]

perhaps..cotswolds is kind of like the clapham / battersea is to london of the countryside imo.. middle of the road county..easy listening country..c**ts

[Snin]

but not just sat in cotswolds imo afan forest good

http://www.mountain-bike-accommodation.com/

[Jake]

[Jake]

[Classic Jorge]

Avoid like the plague

[Classic Jorge]

[Snin]

ooooo farmer jake I need this furrow well ploughing etc ..plant your seed in here you dirty old farmer.. ayyyeee missus jake her comes the stallion ! .. im gettign a semi tbh

[Pat Vegas]

[Classic Jorge]

Hills? Go north, or to Wales. Flatness? Stay south. Incest, Devon & Cornwall. Canals? Go east.

If you want a selection of pubs, something decent but not to taxing to do and a nice cosy cabin you can get some decent canal boats on the broads. Also, you park directly outside whichever pubs you like and can escape, albeit rather slowly, when you want.

[Rich]

Nice Ferrari/Maserati dealership there too.

[Classic Jorge]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

I know.

[Berni]

canal boat. It's illegal, but it's not like you have to make split second decisions or anything.

[Berni]

[Jake]

[Jake]

Hills, flat. It's all rural at the end of the day.

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

I will rise above your rudeness and accept that Galway is unlikely to happen.

I could suggest Charlton House in Shepton Mallet, a lovely establishment I stayed in a few years back for a wedding. Michelin starred restaurant I think (could be wrong), 1 minute walk to the local village pub and a Mulberry discount outlet for Mrs Jake to spend loads of money and still make a saving.

[Rich]

Both near me - I've stayed in both places and cannot recommend them highly enough.

[Jake]

Alright Romeo.

[Jake]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Wasn't my wedding, my Mrs was one of the bridesmaids which to be blunt resulted in me stood alone for long periods which in turn resulted in me being (by far) the drunkest man in Shepton Mallet that day and evening.

I nipped down the local for a few hours during the really boring part of the day to re-appear later as a man on a whole different level to the rest.

[Berni]

[Berni]

[Jake]

I would've done the same in your position, probably would thrown in a Class A or two as well.

[71 Guns - channeling the spirit of Mr Hat]

apparently...

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

It wasn't a nice affair at all.

There was a further reception the next day in Surrey, a black tie affair. I refused to go as I don't do fancy dress for any c**t.

Didn't go down well with the wife given the married woman was her best mate. f**k them.

[Rich]

following morning.

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Had I stayed there for just a nice weekend with the Mrs then I imagine I would have been very romantic, scaling the exterior wall ivy to the room with a box of Black Magic etc.

Unfortunately this was like a mass gathering of c**ts, a mixture of South Wales and affluent Surrey people.

And me.

[Pat Vegas]

' I need a room just to have a shower as I am arriving at the airport'

'yes my name is Mr Smith'

[Ashberto]

Good thing about the Cotswolds is that it isn't very far so you don't spend half your long weekend just driving there and back.

[Ashberto]

walls to keep the dangerous loonies in.

Stayed in a charming pub with some interestingly themed bedrooms and drank a local cider which gave me a thunder**** of a heartburn.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

It was dried, as well. Must have been there weeks.

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]