Coventry Review

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

If that's what the North's like, I shall cancel my holiday in Cumbria forthwith.

[Berni]

You see, in my opinion, it's the people who really make the north so hideous. If you take the people - with their guttural speech and disgusting habits - away, it can be quite pretty.

[Pat Vegas]

I was seeing a lady there (I use the term lady loosely)

After a while she said I have a boyfriend now so sorry we can not meet up anymore. Ok. But you can have a go on my friend if you like. :shrug:

[Pokster]

is like me classing Bradford as West

[Pokster]

[Classic Jorge]

Just with more scabs, which I thought you'd like

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

In a way we'll both be setting forth on a Great Adventure.

[Classic Jorge]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I wonder why you'd think I find them attractive?

[Pat Vegas]

too easy innit.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

degrees of latitude between you and the equator :shrug:

[Berni]

She might even teach you a few words of the language. 'Barm' for instance. Or 'thole' or 'ginnel'. It's fascinating, really.

[Classic Jorge]

[Berni]

[Pokster]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

We arrived, we drank a shedload of pints, we left. We were in the away end.

It was quite a horrific day.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Talbot with the winner. Much joy. Shutters ripped off the bar and beer distributed freely.

To much excitement for a school night, actually.

[Berni]

It's a very odd sensation looking out over a 25,000-seater football stadium whilst stark, ******* naked, I can tell you.

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

The multiple replays v Liverpool when nobody really gave us a chance, the even more multiple replays v Sheffield Wednesday the year before.

Edit: Actually they may have been **** games but almost every game listened to on the FM sounded great.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

My parents were livid.