Pizza Express.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Not bad, actually.

[Berni]

Actually, I did remember eating at a Loch Fyne in Kenilworth. It was OK in a 'meh' sort of way.

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Absolutely nothing bad to say.

[Berni]

Let's be honest, though, it's quite hard to f**k up pizza.

[Classic Jorge]

I did home made deep pan at the weekend, it was gorgeous

[Berni]

You're depraved and incorrigible. Like a culinary Fred West.

[Classic Jorge]

That said, I made the awful mistake of ordering a takeaway 'King Kebab' last friday.

I knew something was up when the man made a special trip back to the car to pick it up. It came in it's own box and must easily have weighed eight pounds.

It consisted of all sorts of stuff, all wrapped up in a naan bread. It didn't fit on a plate so I had to just put it on a tray.

The list included:
Donner Meat
Chicken Tikka
Shami Kebab
Shish Kebab
Chicken Wings
Onion Bhajis
Chicken Pakorhas

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

I am not.

[Billy Goat Sverige]

[Berni]

Actually, the Indian food/doner kebab axis is one of the best things about living in Yorkshire. A large kebab and a bag of mushroom pakoras was a splendid post-pub meal.

[Berni]

[Herbette Chapman - aged 15]

chain eaterie. And while your here - you aven't started shaving yer *******s and yer arse'ole too 'ave ya?

[Berni]

[Classic Jorge]

And yeah, there's nothing like a Chicken Tikka & Shami Kebab pizza washed down with Mango Rubicon

[Billy Goat Sverige]

[Classic Jorge]

Though I reckon there were less superfluous side orders of chips at the last london fashion week.

It was lush, very much a two man job though.

[Classic Jorge]

[Ashberto]

One has to scroll down a bit first to get the context of anything that's being posted at the top. Otherwise, one gets merely bantered off with ****housery.

[Berni]

He's going to have to get himself one of these, isn't he? :cry:

http://pokerfraudalert.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=3000&d=1344732045

[Berni]

[Herbette Chapman - aged 15]

'banter me off' whatever that means.

[Classic Jorge]

You could do yours every day for a month and never need to change the blade.

And I'll have you know I'm wearing 34" waist trousers today and a 44" suit jacket.

I think you will find, even with all of the self abuse, I'm a fine figure of a man.

[Classic Jorge]

[Ashberto]

http://www.awimb.com/fudforum/index.php?S=0b614012410423bc41 3ddfb6059e0de2&SQ=3da96497665a4df683e0a97fec6db84e&t =search&srch=****housery&btn_submit=Search&field =all&forum_limiter=&search_logic=AND&sort_order= DESC&author= (http://www.awimb.com/fudforum/index.php?S=0b614012410423bc413ddfb6059e0de2&SQ=3da96497665a4df683e0a97fec6db84e&t=search&srch=****housery&btn_submit=Search&field=all&forum_limiter=&search_logic=AND&sort_order=DESC&author=)

[Berni]

30" trousers and a 40" chest is where you want to be.

And I'll have you know that there is currently a desert hermit perched atop my John Thomas in an effort to emulate Simeon Stylites and get closer to God. That's how big it is.

[Classic Jorge]

As proven by the fact you have a heemasex perched on it

[Berni]

I put it to you, sir, that you are just a chubbster these days.

[Classic Jorge]