I've decided I want to join a band. How do I do this go down Denmark street

[Pat Vegas]

and look at the board outside Hank's?

I'll put my own ad up. Rubbish guitarist who can do Slash stuff badly. Please send me your details.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

You're on lead guitar.
Ash on bass.
SOLMAN on his own trumpet.
Jorge on rhythm sanctimony.
Me on the backs of the workers.

[Berni]

[Classic Jorge]

Strap a bass drum to your back and symbols between your knees

[Classic Jorge]

Brings to mind this classic

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8DUEAG5eO6c

[Hendon Gooner (Only Easy Day Was Yesterday))]

My mates band...

F.O.C.S - Four Old C#nts..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hWctEruWo5U

[Pat Vegas]

I would take it seriously though.

I was inspired my uncle in Canada who plays in a band at very small shows and he's 60 odd.

[Pat Vegas]

unnecessary activities in the world.

[Pat Vegas]

When we go mainstream will collaborate with Bunnell.

[Classic Jorge]

[Pat Vegas]

[Berni]

[WHL87]

All genres covered apart from stuff with a lot of notes which is usually hard to play.