Christ, we've got Chelsea this weekend!

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Why didn't anyone mention this?

We're going to get so gubbed :-(

[Classic Jorge]

This'll get you in the mood

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/07/22/article-0-1FDB24A900000578-780_634x418.jpg

[R.C. Celebrating the return of Trophies]

ya big gayer.
jeez

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

No warning, nothing :-(

[7evens]

It's statistically highly unlikely that we'll ship six again :-)

[Berni]

[Classic Jorge]

Look into his cold, dead, sharky little eyes. Imagine his glee at f**king us

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

forks into my eyes.

It's Sunday, is it? I shall go flying.

[Jake]

We're good at them atm.

[Berni]

[Classic Jorge]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Is my sexuality any concern of yours?

[7evens]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Remember his cute mullet? Remember that night against Juve when he came of age? Remember that performance at the San Siro against Milan? The drag-back at Real Madrid? The free kick against Villa?

The ;tippetytappety:?


:cry: :cry:

[Berni]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Definitely.

[Berni]

That was just the start of his treachery.

[Berni]

But equally, watching him enjoy tearing us apart might make you hate him, which would really help you, I think.


*Obviously it won't.

[Classic Jorge]

Then he thought "wouldn't it be even funnier if I joined Chelsea" so he did, and he laughed some more.

Carlotta doesn't even follow me on Twitter any more.

Don't worry, Flamini will maim him and he'll see the scar every day when he looks in the mirror.

[eastgermanautos]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Is LA really like in Californication? I mean could I leave the hood down on my 911 for 6 years and never have it get wet inside?

[R.C. Celebrating the return of Trophies]

your pathetically defeatist attitude and cowardice in the face of the enemy is.
So if it offends you I am happy to retract the 'big gayer' and issue a full and forthright apology.
I will however have to transfer you out of the group of charmingly erudite and humorous contributors that frequent this board and lump you in with the gutless lickspittle group populated by the likes of Rich and Monty.

:shrug:

I'm sure not a single f**k will be given

[Berni]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Berni]

[eastgermanautos]

[Classic Jorge]

I'm rather concerned at the company I might be keeping

[7evens]

f**k him in the mouth, isn't that so..

[Tai Lopez]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

[Pat Vegas]

[Berni]

[eastgermanautos]

[eastgermanautos]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Berni]

And I thought you'd forsworn the Yanqui in all matters?

[Jake]

I would really, really like to beat a Mourinho Chelsea team.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Berni]

Actually, your hair is not dissimilar to David Duchovny's.

[Jake]

Berni probably knows, the f**king pervert.

[R.C. Celebrating the return of Trophies]

but if you ever want a bit of rough...

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I have all 7 series sitting here on my desk, by chance.

The quality drops off a bit after 3.

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

The teams are very evenly matched apart from them having 3-4 better players in key positions and having started the season in better form. Apart from these issues I would be supremely confident. Away win.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Meet you behind the bins.

[Berni]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

[eastgermanautos]

for dark siders.

[R.C. Celebrating the return of Trophies]

but I don't recall ever getting into a spat with you despite my natural arrogance and miserable demeanor so you must be alright I guess.

[eastgermanautos]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Jake]

Case closed.

Before I kill myself with shame that is.

[Jake]

[Classic Jorge]

Samuel Jackson requested the purple won especially as George Lucas wouldn't allow him to have BAD MOTHER f**kER written on it.

[eastgermanautos]

[Berni]

[7evens]

On this occasion however, you are completely barking...

[WHL87]

I have a ticket but wondering if I should let my mate have it and just stay at home. I'm not sure I'm spiritually stable enough to take another beating by them.

[Berni]

****housery while our former captain and hero prances about rubbing our noses in it and that appalling Bantersaurus Rex Mourinho ****houses it over us is masochism of the very, very worst type?

I shall be hiding under my bed.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Going to watch us get ours arses handed to us seems positively perverse.

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

In terms of simple analysis I will admit it doesn't look good.

I think they have a better keeper, possibly the best in the league. Their defence is every bit as good as ours, their prospective midfield duo without doubt (imo) the very best in the league and then their attacking options are the equal of any in the league. They also have a very good manager.

But football works in odd ways at times. I shall cling to this hope and then turn over when it all goes tits up.

[Berni]

After last year, I'm not sure I even want to be on the earth when what is clearly going to happen on Sunday actually happens. And I'm sure having my digestive system torn from its moorings as you toss your machine about would be preferable.

[WHL87]

I've suspected for a lomg time that there's a part of me which enjoys disappointment - indeed craves it. The affirmation that my negative core belief system demands from time to time. I usually get my fill at Old Trafford each season but I'v got used to that now. Seeing us lose up there is like catching up with an old friend and realising we're both still alive and doing ok. But this Chelsea pain is a different animal..It's only the serenity prayer that got me through to half time last season.

f**k it. I'm already upset about the result and it's only Friday.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Heaving your gizzards into a bag would almost certainly keep your mind clear of issues footballistic.

[Dorset Gooner]

1. Go for a very long walk
2. Find a pub with no TV or WI Fi & drown your sorrows in anticipation

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

His third was a remarkable strike.

Thank God that's over for another year.

[Berni]

decide to 'auger in' rather than face the result. http://www.awimb.com/images/smiley_icons/ohwell.gif

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Berni]

insensible with drink and have to be hospitalised? You then spend several years in a coma, waking only when we're better than Chelsea again?

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I've tasted the marinade. It's amazing. Dates, pickled onions and Guinness.

[Berni]

Throw in a bag of peanuts and you're there, basically.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/food/recipes/beef_bbq_ribs_24916

[eastgermanautos]

[Berni]

You know who it reminded my of, don't you? :-(

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Berni]

No. I'm thinking of our blue-eyed friend in the plastic bag. :-(

[Dorset Gooner]

[Dorset Gooner]

[Maz]

http://ichef.bbci.co.uk/images/ic/480x270/p026139r.jpg

[Ashberto]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Berni]

coffee.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Berni]

I was there when all bravado was stripped away. When the rank stench of boiled head was all about and he was looking at me square in the face with his remaining eye.

'4 O'Clock in the morning courage', Napoleon called it. :nod:

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I used to love substance abuse :-(

[Berni]

Surely it's either 'substance use' or 'self-abuse'?