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Sir Charlie of Nicholas
10-01-2014, 01:41 PM
Monkfish with harissa. Pea and caramelised shallot pilaf.

None of that is Turkish. We're going to get gubbed.
Harry Balls
10-01-2014, 01:42 PM
Dorset Gooner
10-01-2014, 01:46 PM
Sir Charlie of Nicholas
10-01-2014, 01:48 PM
You know you've got 3 lbs of impacted matter up there, don't you?
Berni
10-01-2014, 01:49 PM
Actually, I said that this morning when I wasn't hungry. I can't say I actually fancy it now. http://www.awimb.com/images/smiley_icons/ohwell.gif
Berni
10-01-2014, 01:53 PM
days, just beer. And German food obviously had its usual effect.

But still, I got home, had a bottle of red and all was well again.

So here's my question: do you think it's entirely healthy that my digestive system basically packs up if it doesn't get any red wine?
Sir Charlie of Nicholas
10-01-2014, 01:54 PM
Sir Charlie of Nicholas
10-01-2014, 01:55 PM
Brown rice? Vegetables? Constipation? Are you some sort of f**king hippy?

What happened to you?
Billy Goat Sverige
10-01-2014, 01:56 PM
pretty much every day. I prefer brown over white now.
Berni
10-01-2014, 01:58 PM
Berni
10-01-2014, 02:01 PM
Obviously, the booze is a bit of an issue in the whole immortality plan, but I'm choosing to overlook that.
Dorset Gooner
10-01-2014, 02:01 PM
Berni
10-01-2014, 02:02 PM
Ashberto
10-01-2014, 02:03 PM
Berni
10-01-2014, 02:04 PM
Ashberto
10-01-2014, 02:06 PM
Have you got to the inhaling your farts stage yet?
Sir Charlie of Nicholas
10-01-2014, 02:07 PM
f**king marvellous.

Just do the decent thing for all concerned and keel over at about 65. That's what I'm planning.
Berni
10-01-2014, 02:08 PM
Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler
10-01-2014, 02:09 PM
An option of rice or naan accompanied, I chose the latter.

Damn tasty though I expect to have wind as the afternoon goes on.
Berni
10-01-2014, 02:10 PM
Or cirrhosis.
Berni
10-01-2014, 02:12 PM
And bitter. Dear God, bitter does unholy things to my natural gaseous emissions. :-(

Not that that's going to stop me drinking it.
Dorset Gooner
10-01-2014, 02:14 PM
Berni
10-01-2014, 02:15 PM
Sir Charlie of Nicholas
10-01-2014, 02:23 PM
A chickpea curry? Take a look at yourself, man.
Berni
10-01-2014, 02:25 PM
I'll bet their colons are as bright and shiny as new pins.
Sir Charlie of Nicholas
10-01-2014, 02:27 PM
Generally dead by 28.
Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler
10-01-2014, 02:35 PM
I am a fan of the chickpea.


Curry, falafel, hummus.
Sir Charlie of Nicholas
10-01-2014, 02:43 PM
It affected you.
Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler
10-01-2014, 02:48 PM
Surrounded by dirty *******s to whom the chickpea is basically their potato.
Berni
10-01-2014, 02:49 PM
Only not as nice, obviously.