LiteraryWIMB. Another book I'm immensely looking forward to is Pt 2 of Danny Baker's autobiog

[Classic Jorge]

The first part was brilliant and very, very funny but it only went up to the late 70s, such is the sheer scope of the man's life.

ps, I'm, well aware that autobiographies, especially ones of gob****es from south london barely count as literature but I'm eating my crisps right now and the board's gone a little dead.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

http://marketgarden1944-2014.pre-jump.nl/#

[Classic Jorge]

Also, what's going on with these paratroopers? Do they think the wildfowl are out to get them?

http://marketgarden1944-2014.pre-jump.nl/wp-content/themes/geenspatie/images/headers/2.gif

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I saw two lads in their 50s fighting in a bar in Arnhem over an argument they had in 1979.

[Berni]

[Classic Jorge]

Seriously though, are they waving geese around?

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

They are signalling to re-supply aircraft.

[Berni]

really horrible c**t, to be honest.

[Classic Jorge]

Drop in, quick morris dance, sweep around from the north in a pincer movement, give the bosche a bloody nose and be home in time for tea and scones, HURRAH!

[Classic Jorge]

From the same manor too.

Mind you, I have a bit of a hero worship for Danny as he's a mothy working class boy who was too clever for his own good.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Attlee and his cohorts bred the Englishness out of us, leaving wimps like b who refuses to protect the colours. :-(

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Digby_Tatham-Warter

[Classic Jorge]

It's a very camp picture, it's nice to see they have a sense of humour about this sort of thing.

[Classic Jorge]

Was his middle name Jonah?

[7evens]

A great read, From sitting in the burning car to shrinking Marc Bolan's shirt and his days in South Molton street.
I think he should leave it there. The inevitable follow up can only be a downhill journey.

[Classic Jorge]

[agricola]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

I am aware that celebrities often issue an update, upon completion of further works for mankind.

[Classic Jorge]

Chapter one, brith

Chapter two, teething

etc etc

[Peter]

Or pen in this instance.

I wouldn't normally go out of my way to read the thoughts of a man who looks and sounds like a london cabbie and in this case i doubt i will make an exception.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Why, he even dissed Sir Terry Wogan!

[Classic Jorge]

[Peter]

I am surprised, that's all.

I am reading morrissey's autobiography. A little wordy :-)

[Peter]

He was rude to david icke

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

i.e. a complete c**t.

I must admit my impression to probably not be fully informed, just on the Danny Baker who hung out of Chris Evans' bottom during those years when he (Evans) was unfeasibly and disturbingly popular.

Quite surprised how Jorge has taken him to heart.

[Classic Jorge]

Yeah, Morrissey's one and that were given to me at the same time. I started Mozza's, ready Baker's, came back to Mozza's, still struggled and have left it 90% finished.

He seems to very, very nearly end every anecdote with "Needless to say, I had the last laugh".

[Peter]

Either that or the availability of books in the north really is as bad as i have been led to believe :-)

[Classic Jorge]

http://ist2-2.filesor.com/pimpandhost.com/1/_/_/_/1/1/F/6/U/1F6Up/terry-wogan-trouse_1564455i.jpg

[Peter]

It has to be said-the moz talks a lot of ****.

[Classic Jorge]

[Ashberto]

Still called Allison though.

[Peter]

Not to be missed

[Ashberto]

So it's true. Mozza is a c**t. Told you so.

[Peter]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Where I believe the Irish ancestry of Sir C originates. Could explain the affection.

[Classic Jorge]

Many geniuses are.

His book should've been:
http://www.newstatesman.com/sites/default/files/images/bouncing_ad.jpg

[Ashberto]

['Neg]

It starts with the ridiculous and annoying theme tune and it gets worse after that. What a bunch of incoherent, dull and unfunny rubbish that is. Worst thing of it is that Danny himself clearly is very entertained and he thinks he has the divine ability to make this incoherent and dull stuff entertaining for others as well. Sadly he is wrong.

[Classic Jorge]

Nothing compared to the time he stormed off stage due to being pelted with bottles of piss.

I couldn't give a tinker's cuss for anything post-smiths, personally

[Classic Jorge]

Not that I'm discounting your tastes off hand but you are a belgian who likes watching men in lycra ride pushbikes.

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Van Morrison once insisted on the bar at venues being closed during his performance.

Kate Bush recently asked (or banned) the audience from using phones at her gigs.

Black Francis walked off stage in Dublin recently as his guitar broke, the rest of the band followed. Clearly he only had one. Not even a Debaser played to the masses.

[Classic Jorge]

"Daddy, is god really seven?"

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

I have a full on year of catholicism ahead of me. f**king nightmare.

[Classic Jorge]

I think she'll probably teach us all a few things

[Ashberto]

I went to see the Monochrome Set the other month. Everyone in there was over 40, and no f**ker was filluming it on their phones and/or constantly taking photos. You could actually see the band.

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Amazing how many people use such devices at live events.

Of the 4 incidents named this is the least incendiary.

We had a couple at the cup final in front of us watching the match on iPads. Not young so perhaps their eye sight was utter ****e.

['Neg]

* regarding the Hoedown

[Classic Jorge]

[Berni]

[Classic Jorge]

The only thing good to come out of prog is punk