Surely Dave Lee Travis won't do time for just copping an unwanted feel?

[Berni]

I actually feel a bit sorry for the chap, who is clearly a buffoon and a dinosaur, but as he pointed out rather plaintively: "I remember the days people used to touch people and you would kick them in the balls. You didn't take them to bloody court."

Hard not to agree a teensy bit.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

It's wrong, wrong and bad, and obviously needs to be addressed. But actual jail time?

[Classic Jorge]

You're really pushing this DLT thing here, what's the agenda.

Also, PM me the woman's name, yeah?

[Mo Britain less Europe]

[Berni]

I'm torn, though, I must admit. 'He only copped a feel' does battle with 'Pour encourager les autres' in my mind. There is no clear winner as yet.

[Classic Jorge]

[Ashberto]

Otherwise it is suggesting that women are pathetic, weak things who need protecting by the state, rather than being capable of looking after themselves.

[Berni]

I'm not sure, to be fair to her that she's all that bothered about her anonymity.

http://www.catalystmedia.org.uk/reviews/lucy_porter.php

[Classic Jorge]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Wicket to be precise.

Lego of course, not a real one.

[Berni]

Mind you, that's a slippery slope.

[Classic Jorge]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Perhaps that's the answer.

[Berni]

[Berni]

dignified for either of you. You've torn his satin tour jacket for one thing.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I would cosh the f**ker from behind.

[Classic Jorge]

[Berni]

[Berni]

behind? :-(

You're not coming out of this well, I fear.

[Classic Jorge]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

These things are much better done anonymously and without fuss. What my friends in the Regiment used to refer to as the 'sneaky peaky bosh', in the service of justice.

[Berni]

if that helps. Chris wasn't happy. :-(

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

No I haven't :-(

[Berni]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

If he gets blood on this suit I'll kill him.