Hey AWIMBers, guess my birthday meal!

[Classic Jorge]

[Billy Goat Sverige]

[Ashberto]

milk?

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

With reeeeeeal bootah.

[Witharby 2-3 weeks]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Wrong not to given where you are.

[Supermac1976]

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[Classic Jorge]

[Mack]

[Berni]

[Classic Jorge]

Steak sandwich, spicy fries and coleslaw. All lovingly homemade :eat:

Just got a text to inform me, bang on choice by the mrs

[Berni]

Mind you, I was basically right with steak and chips.

[Classic Jorge]

My OH is a proper gourmet cook and she lowers herself to my level very rarely

[Berni]

You regard items such as demi-glaces, reductions, jus and emulsions as the physical manifestations of bourgeois oppression of the workers. To you, flavourful food can only be achieved by grinding the faces of the workers, so you eschew it.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Your steak's going to be cooked to the consistency of shoe leather, isn't it?

I don't understand northerners :-(

[Classic Jorge]

My main emotions after leaving those places was usually that I wasn't full.

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Or simply slaw as I believe it to be commonly referred these days.

[Classic Jorge]

It's ace!

[Berni]

And it's palate. A pallette is one of them wooden fings. Or a fing what you put paint on.

[Berni]

[Classic Jorge]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

but I find that it keeps ill-mannered ingrates away from my house.

[Classic Jorge]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

But safe to say I am not sure I would even know a carraway seed if I was introduced to one.

[Berni]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

We know you're secretly a food ponce.

[Classic Jorge]

might as well add custard and kidney beans to your coleslaw for all the good it will do

[Ashberto]

What with it being the only other place up there that actually feels like a big city and not a small town or slightly bigger small town.

(Obviously Liverpool doesn't count.)

[Berni]

[Classic Jorge]

[Classic Jorge]

[Berni]

[Pokster]

[Berni]

But the bit about you blowing chefs wasn't the joke?

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

My local :curry: wallah often brings out a small dish of what I can only call seeds to us at the end of a meal, aniseed in general flavour.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Berni]

Sounds utterly revolting. Even an Irishman would know that to be wrong, surely?

[Ashberto]

attempt to sound terribly posh.

While the real aristocracy are atavisticaly tearing into their simply-cooked roast boar and capons with their fingers.

[Supermac1976]

[Classic Jorge]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

The power of an internet based review from me.

Jay Rayner is nothing in comparison.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Then I remembered that his teeth are no doubt made of wood, and all made sense.

[Classic Jorge]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Terrible morning really.

[Berni]

Besides, capons have been illegal for decades.

Besides, you're much more likely to see an aristo falling out of Annabel's at four in the morning than you are to see them tearing up boar with their fingers.

[Ashberto]

I haven't even been able to look at an aniseed ball.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Ashberto]

I get my idea of aristos from visiting castles.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Clearly on an all-nighter. Makes me proud to hear them bray.

[Berni]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

They had brown sauce in Legoland mind you.

[Luis Anaconda]

Even just her saying it made me feel queasy.


It really shouldn't be drunk in pints though

[Classic Jorge]

HP, mind

[Berni]

[Classic Jorge]

[Berni]