Dietwmb. When one is incapacitated, and not burning as many calories as usual,

[Witharby 2-3 weeks]

just how many Chip Butties are permissible at lunchtime?

I have had one, but the fever has taken hold and there is a pile of chips sitting there goading me.

I figure if I slice the bread really really thinly then I am ok for one more.

I fear further goading

[Classic Jorge]

When above ground seek out pleasure in all its forms

[Bergkamp's Brain]

[Luis Anaconda]

[Bergkamp's Brain]

Darwinist theories may rear their ugly heads?

[7evens]

Withnail's clearly swinging the lead

[Maz]

...can't remember, who has my ST?

[Witharby 2-3 weeks]