New recipe for you *Warning* I accept no responsibilty for addiction or weight gain

[Herr Floyd - PEGIDA]

Ingredients

1 x Banana
1 Jar of Lotus Biscoff crunchy spread (It must be the crunchy won)

Instructions

Peel banana
spread cvnt loads of Biscoff on the ******* with a spoon or knife
Eat

You will be unable to stop yourself from c**ting half the jar down your gullet.

[Berni]

later of grease so thick I feel like I'm about to swim the Channel.

Banana and Amaury Bischoff indeed! Woman food imo.

[Billy Goat Sverige]

[Ashberto]

http://media.firebox.com/pic/p6168_column_grid_6.jpg

[Berni]

[Bergkamp's Brain]

I did have a kebab on Saturday night at 1.30am.

[redgunamo]

[Bergkamp's Brain]

[Billy Goat Sverige]

[Berni]

[Billy Goat Sverige]

i f**king loved it.

[Berni]

[Berni]

Better an aubergine than a parsnip, anyway.

[Bergkamp's Brain]

[redgunamo]

Bavarian cuisine is basically school dinners prepared with more and better ingredients (except the puddings which are horrid).

Stolid muck, I hear you say. Right. But then, my people are African so it's all wildly exotic, for me. Always was.

[Bergkamp's Brain]

[redgunamo]

[redgunamo]

[Bergkamp's Brain]

[Berni]

to claim you're eating in accordance with local custom.

It's not often that eating most of a pig's lower leg with a potato dumpling makes you feel like a native imo.

[Classic Jorge]

I thought it was going to end like this http://s4.freebeacon.com/up/2013/10/animal-house-guitar-smash-o.gif

[Berni]

[redgunamo]

[Berni]

[Bergkamp's Brain]

[Berni]

[Bergkamp's Brain]

You've either seen it or you've been without for a fair bit and your backed up but shaved scrotum is playing havoc with your hormones?

[Classic Jorge]

[barrybueno]

[Classic Jorge]

http://lovemeow.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/4642675858_0749b824ab_z.jpg

[barrybueno]

[redgunamo]

the whole "sodomy" theme again, doesn't it :-

http://www.thehomeplanet.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/Godfather-Carverling_zps0855a3d2.gif

[Classic Jorge]

Um, one would imagine.