Jesus Christ, I thought 'assists' were bad.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

What the f**k is a 'key pass'?

[Classic Jorge]

In many ways much less arbitrary than an assist as it's not reliant on someone else finishing the move.

[Berni]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Billy Goat Sverige]

[Berni]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

[Classic Jorge]

[PSRB]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Had I known they all had the bad ****s I would have piled into us.

[Ashberto]

[Ashberto]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

This didactic streak really needs to be addressed.

[Berni]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Fewer.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I came through the English education system. I know this ****.

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

I am not a proud nor stubborn man.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I didn't mean to be rude, sw. Are you sure you wouldn't prefer to f**k me out the window, just to make me feel better?

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

As I will be if I ever see you again outside the Woodbine where I shall stab you in the calf muscle with my (emptied) pint glass.

I shall simply be helping you to limp.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]